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# i'm not sure what noise this one makes.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 4:55, archived)
# PLOINK
PLOINKITY
PLOINK
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 4:55, archived)
# you know,
i think you have a point.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 4:56, archived)
# I think he would go "OOONK"
because he is a magnificent beast.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 4:57, archived)
# whatever noise he makes,
he certainly stinks.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 4:58, archived)
# now, I know lots of magnificent beasts
and not one of them goes "OOONK"
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 4:59, archived)
# he mis-spelled
"HONK"
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:00, archived)
# oh, that's different then
they all go "HONK" from time to time
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:01, archived)
# only the best animals go honk.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:02, archived)
# geese
?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:03, archived)
# cheese
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:04, archived)
# are you questioning that geese
are among the best animals?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:04, archived)
# I think he is.
BURN HIM.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:05, archived)
# "I recant my Catholicism"

that wasn't too bad... I wonder what all the fuss was about back then.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:07, archived)
# he can go in my new kiln.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:08, archived)
# WITH A CAT
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:08, archived)
# i have a friend called cat.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:10, archived)
# Oi !!!
Hands off Cat Deally, she's my bird.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:12, archived)
# different cat.
here she is, next to a giant fag.
www.sargant.com/ssg/catfag.jpg
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:14, archived)
# She looks nicer
than my Fag in a Bag
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:17, archived)
# dear lord.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:21, archived)
# I've shagged her,
you know.

Well, OK. No, I didn't.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:14, archived)
# A catbird p'raps?
/coat
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:15, archived)
# Morning All
VERP!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:16, archived)
# 'Mornin!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:19, archived)
# How are you?
:)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:20, archived)
# Fantastic!
yourself?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:21, archived)
#
fwap



fwap




fwap
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 4:59, archived)
# I'll bet it's *tink* *tink* *tink*
Like ben-wa balls, but with legs.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:00, archived)
#
( ( ( (( Sonar noises. )) ) ) ) )
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:02, archived)
# yay!
he can tell me how deep the sea is beneath me!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:03, archived)
# That's marvellous
Woo!

I'm so tired. Let me sleep.

Actually, let me finish this essay, then let me sleep.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:06, archived)
# woo yay!
but how does he smell?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:24, archived)
# his nose.
which is more obvious in full size.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:26, archived)
# ahhh
excellent.... and what does he eat?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:28, archived)
# everything.
very slowly.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:30, archived)
# Terrible!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:30, archived)