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# Woo! Top tompunnery.
Jamaica?
Answers courtesy of blah blah blah.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:33, archived)
# what media do you accept showreels on?
digibeta?
nah she fell down the stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:34, archived)
# badum
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:35, archived)
# I'm afraid my dutchness prevents me from understanding the pun
would someone please kill the effect and explain the pun to me?
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:38, archived)
#
www.lamp.ac.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)
# 'Did you beat her?'
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Lampeter
Town in Wales. Pronounced "Lamp - it - er", as in "Lamp Hit Her?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)
# I thought
Lamp Eat Her?

My North Wales accent probably accounts for that
(Errol, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)
# I read it more like
Lamped 'er

Or is that just my inner London comprehensive school upbringing showing through (lamped = hit) ?

Top punnage either way :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# I pronounce it
Llanbedr Pont Steffan..

cos I went to school there

Not that anyone will see this message.. seeing as it's in the spazz
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:45, archived)
# lampeter
pronounced something vaguely similar to "lamp hit her"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:41, archived)
# tsch
(Mr. Partyhat, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:39, archived)
# argh!
and woo to the main pic
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:35, archived)
# We were sailing from Borneo to Ceylon:
A few leagues out to sea, my wife was attacked by a shark, and her leg bitten off, so we had to land at the nearest island to get her to a hospital, but she couldn't walk.

Jakarta?

No, she went in an ambulance.

Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:41, archived)
# please
(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:43, archived)