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# [George Bush] Dear Santa....
this christmas, i'd like one of those new 'My Little Tony' toys so i can play with him and make evil plans in my wendyhouse about taking over the world! If I dont get a My little Tony then i'll just nuke Lapland and you can say goodbye to all your little helpers.
God Bless the US of A
(falic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:25, archived)
# my little tony
skinny and bony
on the grass
licking its arse!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:28, archived)
# hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha
*gets a fit*
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:30, archived)
# "here you go george...
..look what i brought for you"
(falic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:30, archived)
# grass rhymed with arse?
you're not southern are you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:31, archived)
# *shock*
You must be a NORTHERNER!
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:43, archived)
# aye.
worked down t'pit in my day, nun of this tattyshop shite.*

*may be a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:52, archived)
# no, the line is
lives in a stable
mother called mable

wait thats crap, we were crap at school
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:33, archived)
# noooo
...looked in the mirror
saw a gorilla*

*george WB behind him :)
(I helped save b3ta! bookerina, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:38, archived)
# Thats....
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:30, archived)
# be nice now
you were new once
(1, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:33, archived)