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# I'm on TV - well will be
I'm gonna be a Media Celeb Twat - my shit just made it onto a TV show!!! So Bling I can not see.
The Downloaded show
(bexendale, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:05, archived)
# monty python wrote a song, you know.
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, sma spaaaaaaaaam, it's wonderful spaaaaaaam!
/python
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:08, archived)
# Just cos you aint got yopur shit on dont meen its spam bitch
So get of my fame dog.
(bexendale, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:10, archived)
# well, that sure told me, didn't it?
What did it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:12, archived)
# Good call
My wings are like a sheald of steal!!
(bexendale, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:14, archived)
# if you're going to do
a come-back make sure you spell correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:16, archived)
# IM DYSLEXIC
Now would they pay a dyslexic twat like me to spam - me not think so I'm tesco material
(bexendale, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)
# then why do you only mis-spell simple words?
huh?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:20, archived)
# they would.
every piece of spam i have seen seems to have been written by a 5 year old.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:20, archived)
# Yeah.
Like Elvis.

I have no idea what this means
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:18, archived)
# good
Very good

Naked Girls
we live together
Drunk Girls
(MasthaBlasta, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)
# god bless
WebSense
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:34, archived)
# These are in no way NSFW
How totally appropriate for your boss to examine on your monitor.
(microsaulxp, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:41, archived)
# Just be thankful
You weren't called "bee-yatch"
Then it would most definitely be on, and we don' wan' no gang war, shootin' up our hood.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)
# "It looks like a rudimentary language, Doctor,
but it appears to be gibberish and unfluffy"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:14, archived)
# basically put

"it's life jim, but not as we know it"
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:15, archived)
# I can see
I am going to be in here some time - you guys are quick, phew I have my work cut out - respect
(bexendale, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:16, archived)
# *arf*
I am impervious to your (s)pikey language.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:16, archived)
# woo
the hummus is back

Hi hummus
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)
# actually
the hummus is off to school, to steal an education off the taxpaying state.
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)
# i'm payng for your education
so i demand that you stay here and dispense hummus
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:24, archived)
# ^
Is it good? can't go 'til Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:26, archived)
# its fuckin amazing
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:32, archived)
# Not to sound a bit harsh
but have all five of your posts linked to viralchart?

And, if you don't mind me asking, is it as NSFW as your linkage yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:11, archived)
# Sorry I thought you'd like to know about it.
and I have only posted twice - so i thought the Pepsi one and this one - god you guys are paranoid - and I'm dyslexic
(bexendale, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:13, archived)
# we like to know about generally interesting things
not things that are interesting to one person.

if we don't get the joke we can't laugh at it.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:21, archived)
# Unless we're
stoned, then we can laugh at anything!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)
# last time i got stoned
i spent the next day pulling the rocks out of my back
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)
# Except Jim Davidson.


...and cracker jokes / kitten harming / kenny everett

(Elusive Squirrel, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)
# good
very good and funny

xxx 69
Captain Stabbin
milf hunter
(MasthaBlasta, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:51, archived)
# Are you going to show us
what you got on there?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)
# are you that little girl?
ning everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)