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[challenge entry] hey meester
- you want preety USA bride, only ten Rouble meester


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(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)
# ahahah
thats woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)
# genious
muchly
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)
# It's so genious how you ripped off my idea.....look back a few posts!
(avid, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)
# Errr
I can't stand skinny girls
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)
# Me neither!
I like 'em big :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Pffft!
When you want to go for quantity not quality

That's brilliant that is!

W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# *fwap* *fwap*
NO .. WAIT ... WHAT AM I DOING!!??
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)
# oh fat ladies,
ha!
Fat peeople are funny - and so jolly too!
:o/
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# I'm not and I'm a right miserable fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 11:32, archived)
# the fat american thing is
getting a bit old isn't it? We've got worse levels of obesity in the UK now.

that and i'm marrying an american later this year.
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# thing is even Americans find
fat people hilarious. Look at all the mindless films they produce like Shallow Hal and whatever that shite thing with Edddy Murphy was. Its so tired. You'd think seeing as there really are so many overweight people everyone'd just gt on with it, and it wouldn't be an issue, but people love laughing at 'freaks'.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# i caught the worst program in the world over there last week
involved two fairly normal women with poor self images, who needed therapy as far as i could tell, getting competing makeovers, with free plastic surgery to see who looks best afterwards, it was like watching a car crash, i hated my self but couldn't turn over.
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)
# a big fat one?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)
# ahahaa
no, as it happens
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# Yep it is getting old.
I've got american friends and i go over to visit them sometimes. Dated one of them to, and she is a large lady, cute to :D

Good luck with your wedding dude :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# ta
wedding is easy, its the immigration paperwork that makes my ears bleed
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# If your wife to be is coming over here to live instead of you going over there then i'm not suprised.
The american friend of mine that i dated Joanna, came over to visit some years ago, and all she wanted to do was have a holiday for a couple of weeks, and she very nearly wasn't allowed into this country, because immigration felt she didn't have enough money, and they also said, and i quote 'you are only coming here to steal our jobs' !!!! Er what?!!! US immigration isn't much better either. I go over there loaded with dollars, with the address of the place i am staying, with a valid passport and no criminal record blah blah blah, and i get asked all sorts of bloody stupid questions. I'm suprised i haven't been asked if i am a terroist yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)
# Actually...
If she were going to the UK to marry him, it would be much easier! You wouldn't believe the paperwork. E.Parsley, you need to talk to my other half, ozric99 - he has his final visa interview May 28th. (woo and yay to that)
(boscokitty, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)