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I should be studying for my World Film History (Part One) final tomorrow...
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(, Mon 17 May 2004, 8:54, archived)
Well,what a disturbing way to start the week.
(Eve)ning ladycat.
((Eve)ning ladycat.
Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again,
Mon 17 May 2004, 8:55,
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Pfffft,meat.
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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast,
Mon 17 May 2004, 8:56,
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Gah! I've been to that clinic *winces*'Ning all :)
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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Mon 17 May 2004, 8:56,
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They do whatever will cause the most discomfort.Episiotomy, I reckon.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Mon 17 May 2004, 8:58,
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Ew.I would never let a doctor cut me open down there.
Um, so were you at one point going to name your baby after a fruit? And how's the pregnacy going?
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Mon 17 May 2004, 9:00,
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Um, so were you at one point going to name your baby after a fruit? And how's the pregnacy going?
I'm not sure if I would or not.The alternative might be worse :/
Nah, Gwynneth Paltrow called her baby Apple. I will not be following suit.
All is well but very bokey today :(
(Nah, Gwynneth Paltrow called her baby Apple. I will not be following suit.
All is well but very bokey today :(
mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Mon 17 May 2004, 9:01,
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In Women's Healththey said warm compresses can make you less likely to tear.
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Mon 17 May 2004, 9:03,
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I'll be trying thatand vitamin E cream and massage and anything else they think of between now and then.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Mon 17 May 2004, 9:04,
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What about pommegranette (sp?)or tomato?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Mon 17 May 2004, 9:06,
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Why do celebrities do that? ARGH!And Dominick Dunne wonders why so many celebrity children commit suicide...
I suppose it's better than calling her "Blanket," like a certain celeb.
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Mon 17 May 2004, 9:09,
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I suppose it's better than calling her "Blanket," like a certain celeb.
I have no idea.Chris Martin said last week that he and Gwynneth would wait until they saw the baby's face before they named her. They called her Apple. What on earth must she look like?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Mon 17 May 2004, 9:14,
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one thing for surethey're not going to be able to go to the store and buy her a keyring with her name on
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Mon 17 May 2004, 9:17,
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The speculum?*shudder*
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Mon 17 May 2004, 9:00,
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i feel less inclined than everto have myself checked for whatever they check for now.
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Mon 17 May 2004, 9:00,
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Well, they sayvisit the gyno when you turn 18 or lose your virginity, and I'm almost 20...but...is scary.
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Mon 17 May 2004, 9:01,
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Nope.It's uncomfortable though, especially if you can't relax cos your muscles tighten up :/
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Mon 17 May 2004, 9:05,
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I haven'tgone yet. This summer I plan to find a nice gyno. I've heard it hurts.
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Mon 17 May 2004, 9:05,
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i know i should gobut i'm not all that sure i want anyone poking around there*
*with metal instruments
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Mon 17 May 2004, 9:08,
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*with metal instruments
just loose your virginityit's a nicer way, surley?
[and I didn't *call you shirly* before you start]
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Mon 17 May 2004, 9:09,
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[and I didn't *call you shirly* before you start]
ha... i'm almost 23, and still haven't been.i'm almost tired of trying to bring up the subject with my doc -- every time i try, he seems to think that describing a menstrual disorder is just a young woman's way of asking to be put on the pill without asking.
me: i think i have endometriosis.
him: sure, Raggedy. i've got some pills that'll fix you up.
me: but... this is birth control. i think i'm bleeding into myself. i would like some medical attention.
him: yeah, these oughta take care of that "endometriosis", eh? wink wink nudge nudge.
...and like a sucker i walk outta there confused, no healthier, and with a $40 perscription for Alesse.
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Mon 17 May 2004, 9:18,
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me: i think i have endometriosis.
him: sure, Raggedy. i've got some pills that'll fix you up.
me: but... this is birth control. i think i'm bleeding into myself. i would like some medical attention.
him: yeah, these oughta take care of that "endometriosis", eh? wink wink nudge nudge.
...and like a sucker i walk outta there confused, no healthier, and with a $40 perscription for Alesse.
Go somewhere elseand get it checked out. Your doc sounds like a twat.
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chthonic,
Mon 17 May 2004, 9:25,
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all doctors are twats.mine did the bmi test on me and said i was a stone overweight.
I've been on fat measuring scales and I'm 20% which classes as athletic.
He's dicriminating against those of us with more muscle than average. git
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Mon 17 May 2004, 9:27,
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I've been on fat measuring scales and I'm 20% which classes as athletic.
He's dicriminating against those of us with more muscle than average. git
ooh, that's gonna sting!Glad to not be a lady..
*checks*
yep, not a lady.
'ning board
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Mon 17 May 2004, 8:58,
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*checks*
yep, not a lady.
'ning board
'Ning!I love being a lady. You get your own norks and everything :D
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Mon 17 May 2004, 9:02,
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mmmmmm NORKSFinest of all the lady bits.
I get the use os some when I've been good, otherwise I'm stuck making furtive glances at those near me in the office.....
/perv
/letch
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Mon 17 May 2004, 9:07,
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I get the use os some when I've been good, otherwise I'm stuck making furtive glances at those near me in the office.....
/perv
/letch
but they're so annoyingi have a love hate relationship with mine
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Mon 17 May 2004, 9:09,
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I love mine.Especially now that they're getting big. I feel like a proper lady ;)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Mon 17 May 2004, 9:13,
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mine are big alreadyand it's pissing me off
leave me alone boobs!!!!!
EDIT: dear god, what will happen if i get preggers. I'll blot the sun out
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Mon 17 May 2004, 9:14,
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leave me alone boobs!!!!!
EDIT: dear god, what will happen if i get preggers. I'll blot the sun out
er actually it won'tI'm an environemtnal biologist, i know about these things.
It might however, cause poor crop growth for the duration
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Mon 17 May 2004, 9:25,
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It might however, cause poor crop growth for the duration
I would liketo feel a proper lady too.......
*reaches out*
*gets slapped*
*runs away crying*
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Mon 17 May 2004, 9:15,
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*reaches out*
*gets slapped*
*runs away crying*
