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# I was so bored stuck in traffic this morning ...
..I took a picture of an advert with 'Death To All Boy Racers' grafittied on it. Then I took a picture of the big beaver that was holding us up...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:36, archived)
# I see no traffic!
You should try living in London...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Pffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttt!
fool
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:41, archived)
# I was in Bicester Village at the weekend
and took a picture of the Burbery (sp?) Factory Shop, but it didn't come out :(
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Did it have...
...a giant neon light underneath it?

Or couldn't you get close enough because of the "thumpin' bass"?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:39, archived)
# How many Citroen Saxo / Peugeot 106 ...
... cars do you see with those bloody stooopid blue LED's on the washers ?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:41, archived)
#
you can get 3 points on your licence for them
good
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Any cunt with his fog lights on...
Day or night, any cunt driving around with his running lights on and using his front fogs instead of headlights deserves a good kicking and denial of privilages (Breathing for a start)....

Cunts. If you don't know how to legally drive then get the fuck off the road!


/peeve.

Actually, one of the local chavs (his fiesta has stickers all over it, including a Fake "Racing petrol cap" that keeps peeling off) has smashed his idiot mobile up.

That gave me a chuckle......
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:46, archived)
# fact:
up to £2500 fine for fog light use.

FACT #2: not enought traffic cops to enforce it.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:50, archived)
# That was a ...
...particularly entertaining rant, and I would like to buy you all a pint.

Also..

-Fat exhausts (usually on 1.2i Corsa's)
-Excess spoilers (to the point you can't tell what make the car is)
-"Cool writing" on number plate
-Red/green/blue side-lights
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Too close....
I live too close to Bicester Village for comfort..... (Too many shops....)

Gotta keep the wife away from there.. ;)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:42, archived)
# I know the feeling...*
*This may however be untrue, as I live in Oxford, not Bicester and dont have a wife. All opinions expressed here are those of the individual and not the management. R.O.A.R.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:50, archived)
# I hate waiting for beaver
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Yes,
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:45, archived)
# Is the kid really called "Beaver Cleaver"
Punnage supreme!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:52, archived)