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# remind me of that time
when i needed the holy hand grenade of antioch
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:58, archived)
# how long
did you count for?
(Doogal, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:59, archived)
# 3
not 1
not 4
5 is way off

or something like that
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:00, archived)
# Maybe he has a holy
Hand grenade?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 12:01, archived)
# certainly do
aimed at mother-inferiors schnoz
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:02, archived)
# you HAVE to have
seen Holy Grail right?
(Doogal, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:01, archived)
# We are the knights who say.....
...NEE.
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:02, archived)
# i'd have said Ni personally
GET ON WITH IT!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:04, archived)
# the shame of spelling it wrong
run away, run away.
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:06, archived)
# I saw it when I was a kid
but I can't remember a counting bit.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:03, archived)
# how long must thee count before releasing the holy hand grenade
?
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:04, archived)
# and 5 is right out
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Nope, can't remember.
It was 20 years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:05, archived)
# then you saw it before I was even born
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:08, archived)
# it goes like this...
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:05, archived)
# I thank you :)
I feel like one of the in crowd now.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Full script at
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail.htm if you really want.


(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:08, archived)
# YAY!
thats awesome!


you didn't know that off by heart did you? because that would be wrong
(Doogal, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Na,
got it from http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail.htm
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:09, archived)