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# silkscreen is lovely
from www.kottke.org

dare i ask what the position applied for was? please don't say 'web developer'
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:22, archived)
# bloody well hope it wasn't a
Web developer..

god the wankers that use that title when all they do is write the copy on the page.. I've heard the fuckwits call themselves web designers before as well.

Fucknuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:27, archived)
# ahem
I am a Web Developer. You got a problem with that? I didn't choose the title you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:30, archived)
# don't have a problem
as long as you have actually written some html or have actually designed a layout.

if you still call yourself a web developer and all you have done is written copy (in word) you can go get some hummus and come back
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:38, archived)
# oooh get you
I've written more HTML and designed more websites than you've had hot handbags my lad. Not to mention kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:41, archived)
# fair enuff
you are full justified my dear sir

(not the only hmtl coder mr friend i taught web design for a year m8... and not using a package.. pure hand coding...)

I just hate the twats who are copy writers who claim to be web developers as some of their text was on a web page..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:02, archived)
# Web programmer is another
that amuses me - some seem to count HTML as a language.
Web Programmer = guys like the Apache guys as far as I am concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:32, archived)
# I thought it
was a language, or am I being spoons again.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:36, archived)
# it is a language
but a markup language, not a programming language. you're not being spoons.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:39, archived)
# it's a
markup language, not a programming language...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:39, archived)
# Nope
HTML is content with some formatting information (ie. a document), in the same that a Word or PDF file is a document.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:42, archived)
# I
managed to get my job title changed to Senior Developer from Web Developer... too pigeonholed for my liking. And yes, HTML is a language of sorts. Though not in the programming sense....
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:47, archived)
# it was
an unsolicited CV for a senior managerial position of some sort.
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:32, archived)
# mail him back, ask him if he has pointy hair
=)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:36, archived)
# senoir management
and he did it in comic sans?

get him in for an interveiw and then laugh at him for the entire meeting and they say sorry, you are not what we are looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:19, archived)