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# erh....
haven't quite got to grips with it yet! But it was all planned for so I'm quite looking forward to it. And it's about time too, we've been together 14 years and I'm not getting any younger...

Thanks for asking :)
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:35, archived)
# your
missus (or maybe yourself, hehe) is expecting?

sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:36, archived)
# It could be me
but I suspect that the my frontal lump is probably more to do with Indian food...
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:37, archived)
# i know what you mean
congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:39, archived)
# and the garlic naan
might explain how it took 14 years?
[edit: and congratumalations!]
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:39, archived)
# hehe
no, the first thirteen we were too busy having fun (collecting bus numbers, that sort of thing...)
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:41, archived)
# did you get
XMD 81A - Classic Routemaster, but yellow!

(PS: My offspring is almost 8 now, and she already loves a good Ruby!)
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:47, archived)
# MAN GETS IMPREGNATED BY TAKEAWAY EXCLUSIVE!!
/misses point
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:40, archived)
# woo!
your first column in your new job at the Daily Sport!
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:41, archived)
# That
could make a good challenge - apart from the fact that 90% of pictures would be Goatse with a keema naan shoved up his arse...
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Oh, that's jolly good!
So it's all happy - congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Cheers Furry,
But it was only a first test, we're off to the Doctors this afternoon to see if the indicator was right. Fingers crossed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:38, archived)
# you can swap stories
with mother-to-be-inferior and talk about babies all day.
Some of us may even offer advice.

woo to reproducing b3tans!!!!
(Dangermouse., Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:38, archived)
# And I would take it and adhere to it*





*may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:39, archived)
# not a problem
My advice is a guide not instruction..

but feel free to ask questions if you need to.

father of 2, emailaddy in prof.
(Dangermouse., Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:42, archived)
# So...
1st question...

How did it happen?

I'm still confused
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:43, archived)
# When a man and a woman love each other very much
they give each other a "special hug", and if God loves them, nine months later a stork comes with a little baby for them which it then forces up the woman's cunt so it can be spat back out covered in blood and mucous
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:50, archived)
# bugger
just burst out laughing and now everyone's looking at me...

So is that 100% fact then?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:54, archived)
# the stork was picking goosberries
and found a little parcel.

and your missus in the fullness of time will take delivery of the package.

The "test" really means the same as the card your postman leaves to say there is a delivery to collect.......

Either that or you've been shagging
(Dangermouse., Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:52, archived)
# or rather
she has...
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:55, archived)