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[challenge entry] A monument to Golf Sales everywhere

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(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Can you
explain the Golf Sale thing to me please?
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 0:02, archived)
# It's where they sell
cheap golfing items
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 0:06, archived)
# These fellas

are seen around central London, directing people to so-called 'golf sales'.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 2 Jun 2004, 0:07, archived)
# I keep meaning to follow one of the signs
has anyone actually seen what a Golf Sale entails?
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 0:11, archived)
# No.
No one. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 2 Jun 2004, 0:14, archived)
# Good point
They are all down Oxford Street pointing down side turnings, but there are no golf shops down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 0:15, archived)
# They strap a queen bee to your chin then run around you with big open binbags full of bees,
shouting "Beeface! Beeface! Beeface!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 2 Jun 2004, 0:22, archived)
# The legend has it
they sell things to do with Golf.

It really is that simple.

As for why? That is one of the mysteries of the Universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 0:51, archived)
# RIP
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 2 Jun 2004, 0:05, archived)