it goes back to Baron Von Duck who was the leader of western mongolia in 1882.
Legend has it that he owned a large suitcase full of suits, which caused uproar in his citizens. Thus, he ate a cup of mince, thus coining the phrase, 'all's well that ends well'
Montgomery Chillingwell wasn't a German at all! He was in fact chief engineer for a Russian cheese company which was blown up in the 70s by a secret military operations group known only to those priviliged enough as 'SPACKERS'
don't you realise what would happen if Charles Jarrom were allowed to speak out against the power of pork? There would be a huge inflation in the price of non-fiction and by the end of the year bookstores would be a rarity known only to the richest private collections