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# Tree Bach
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:41, archived)
# Is that a Horse Chestnote tree?
Sorry, but the laws of punnage demanded I said that
(derren, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:42, archived)
# thats
Oakay

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Now I'm hurting
thanks to what can only be acorny return shot
(derren, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:45, archived)
# ah
i'm sycamore tree jokes ashely
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:45, archived)
# beech ure to make it a good one
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:46, archived)
# I'm sure it will be with you at the 'Elm.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:47, archived)
# i woodn't be so sure
.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Fir goodness sake... it's not that hard.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:50, archived)
# I may be wrong
but I am expecting written conifermation that this may be reaching the bottom of the pun barrel
(derren, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:53, archived)
# its time
someone twigged
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:55, archived)
# nope
still many old chestnuts to go yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:05, archived)
# tree mendous punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:51, archived)
# I think we should leaf it at that
it hurts
(dregan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:51, archived)
# you want to give up?
SAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:52, archived)
# I would not say such things if I were yew
.
(dregan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:53, archived)
# but you seem to have a
deep rooted fear
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:54, archived)
# I just pine for the days of
proper puns, Whiteley-style
(dregan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:54, archived)
# yes
we really need to spruce up our punning skills round here
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:01, archived)
# Yeah, what a plank (of wood)!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:53, archived)
# careful he might take a fence
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Say what you really think
no need to beat around the bush!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Tree-mendous!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:57, archived)
# It maple ease you to know that i can't think of any more
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Firs fir, there's no need to be beechy
/coat
/axe
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:51, archived)
# PALM DOWN!
PALM DOWN

(In Scouse accent)
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:51, archived)
# Conifer give you that terrible pun?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:54, archived)
# I oak so
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:55, archived)
# Watch it, or I'll set Justin Timber lake on you.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:56, archived)
# maybe you should tryu to branch out into
other things
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:57, archived)
# or Michael LumberJackson
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:01, archived)
# that would be a bit of a
monkey puzzle for Bubbles, wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:09, archived)
# Yes a tough deciduous to make
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:14, archived)
# Leaf it out mate!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:58, archived)
# its really tricky to
get chlorophyl into a pun
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:59, archived)
# Try really hard...
and you'll be maple to do it somehow
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:02, archived)
# people are beginning to run
rings round me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:05, archived)
# Mabe you should
Birches a good joke book?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:07, archived)
# oak kay
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:00, archived)
# I conker
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:00, archived)
# Ah, the punnage
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:43, archived)
# OUCH, the punnage is painful
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:43, archived)
# bach?
ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:44, archived)
# and for accuracy the
music is actually from my 'Bach for unnaccompanied flute' book
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:46, archived)
# awwwww
I now have an image of a little shiny woodwind instrument sitting all alone in a practice room whistling mournfully to itself

n.b. drugs are bad kids ...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:51, archived)
# its old enough to look
after itself now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Looks more like The Larch Ascending
by Vaughan Williams
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:47, archived)