b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 3381042 (Thread)

# *mubs*
Hello. I've been to the pub. I am happy and jolly and can't type poperwyl.

Thsi is caues for much merriment, surelly
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:37, archived)
# You are Samuel Pepys
and I claim my bag of groats.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:38, archived)
# Damn you!
Damn you and your intuitive intuition. And your mind. And your cat, who is quite possibly super-intelligent and works these things out for you...

curses...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:39, archived)
# My cat
is so intelligent, he looks like a border collie.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:43, archived)
# my cat is so smart
it's fooled me into thinking it's imaginary and that i dont actual have a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:45, archived)
# That's the best sort of cat.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:48, archived)
# better than the one who looks like jemma jameson
and gladly obliges fellaio any given time of night or day in return for some doggy style action?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:49, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:50, archived)
# suit yourself
now, where's my cat gone....?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:51, archived)
# yes
BECAUSE FUCKING A CAT WOULD BE WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:50, archived)
# but what if it fools you into thinking it really is
jemma jameson
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:51, archived)
# perhaps
it's jemma jameson fooling you into thinking she's some kind of filthy-minded cat who fools you into thinking it's actually jemma jameson
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:54, archived)
# perfect
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:55, archived)
# Yes,
it would. All bestiality is wrong. Don't even joke about it. Wrong, wrong, wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:52, archived)
# don;t pass judgement
on soemthing you haven't tried
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:53, archived)
# Maybe I'm just
a frustrated animal-shagger in denial.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:56, archived)
# You're on of those "furry" people
arn't ya?
/disgusted
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:56, archived)
# no
hence the jemma jameson fantasy
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:58, archived)
# no
the jemma jameson who is really a cat fantasy
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:01, archived)
# OMG
genius
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:02, archived)
# I don't have
a cat, but my cat that I don't have is so damn smart, it's fooled me into thinking that I do have a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:49, archived)
# That is
quite remarkable.

If that statement has any comedic intent, then I am afraid it is lost on me, for I am fairly drunk and can't work out any jokes more complex than this:

What is yellow, sticky and smells of vanilla?
--- The Mos Eisley Cantina.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

/wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:46, archived)
# REM's shiny happy people
is in farenheit 911.
i was sitting in the theater and all i could think of was your damn spacktard song.
my brain kept going 'stick it where the sun don't shine'.
it was truly wonderous and awful.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:45, archived)
# Hahaha.
Baz's words of wisdom.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:47, archived)
# baz and michael moore
might be the same person.
and we just never noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:52, archived)
# "See, Mr Heston,
I'm a fully paid-up member of the NRA. See, this is my mambership badge. WELL YOU CAN STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE"
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:58, archived)
# bowling for columbine was funny.
farenheit 911 was more utterly terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:02, archived)
# recommended?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:03, archived)
# *sniggers*
that sounds a bit like "rectum ended"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:06, archived)
# You daft bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:08, archived)
# definitely worth the 10 bucks i paid for it.
damn good movie.
bit like preaching to the choir for me, but unsettling all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:06, archived)
# I've no doubt
I shall see it. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:12, archived)
# that spacktard song is great
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:52, archived)
# Cheers.
It was a bit hasty, hence the godawful midi backing, but sometimes these things just need doing.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:58, archived)