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# technically they're supposed to focus on the same point in space
and depending upon exactly where that point in sapce is will determine where they're looking.
As the poitn will never be in exactly the same position relative to both eyes (unless it would be directly to your left or right, in whcih case your eyes couldnt look through the side of your head so is therefore redundant) the angle at which they look will always be atleast every so slightly different.the closer the point is to yoru eyes, the larger the different in angle.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:59, archived)
# the eyes
on that pic are still looking at different points in space
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:00, archived)
# Then maybe she's just boss-eyed
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:02, archived)
# but why?
wouldn't that mean she would lose the battle for survival of the fittest? Surely a genetic reject such as her would fail in society, forced into isolation due to her boss-eyed freak-face, forever destined to spend time trying in vain to focus on something.
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:03, archived)
# possibly.
shit happens.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:04, archived)
# luckily
or you'd explode!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:05, archived)
# me you
no likey now

and i always though that it was "boz-eyed"



anyroad
(Lubububble, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:11, archived)
# hey
what's the deal?
it's not like it's your eyes or anything
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:12, archived)
# true, but what's hers

is hers

and what's mine is hers

so in some way, even though they're hers

it's my fault
(Lubububble, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:17, archived)
# i always went with
lazy eyed
(nonsense, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:31, archived)
# give us a break
we all know you'd still try to nail 'er
(nonsense, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:30, archived)
# yes
if we're going to get pedantic then eyes should normally be at slightly different angles but should always be pointing more inwards if anything, never more outwards from each other...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:02, archived)
# Maybe she lives
in a non-euclidian topology.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:03, archived)
# sentiments
exactly
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:05, archived)
# They're not
you're just trying to nit-pick, the pic is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:03, archived)
# Except for Marty Feldman.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:01, archived)
# There's
A guy I know at work whose eyes point in completely different directions. I never know where to stand when I'm talking to him. It's very disconcerting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:02, archived)
# is he
an iguana?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:03, archived)
# CHAMELEON


/goes zoological on yo' ass
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:05, archived)
# HORSE
ha, i trumped you
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:05, archived)
# Red, gold and green,
red, gold and gre-eee-een.

/goes BoyGeorgical on yo's.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:06, archived)
# that's the one!
memory failed me for a minute there, but don't all lizardy things do that anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:06, archived)
# my trouser lizard
only has one eye
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:07, archived)
# Try stapling a fake one on to it
so it doesnt feel freakish and deformed.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:08, archived)
# hahaha
you;re funny
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:08, archived)
# not really
no
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:09, archived)
# hahaha
that's even funnier

you know why things are funny?
'cos they're true
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:10, archived)
# OH MY GOD!
That means dogs really can't look up!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3381154
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:17, archived)
# cats
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:11, archived)
# dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:13, archived)
# take pictures too
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:10, archived)
# trouser lizard?
have you got appendages on yours?
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:10, archived)
# no.
nononononono. no.
just chameleons.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:07, archived)
# oo ooo ooo!!!!!!!
are you a chameleologist?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:08, archived)
# once my edumacation is done
i will hopefully be half a zoologist.
but not chameleologist specifically, no :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:14, archived)
# only half of one?
what will the other half be? or will there just be a big gory hole?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:16, archived)
# ha ha, i feel i've explained this a million times on here.
the other half will, hopefully, be arteest.

i.e. this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:17, archived)
# ahh
sorry, been away a while, ooh they're rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:20, archived)
# no need to apologize.
i mean, IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT.



an' thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:24, archived)
# I don't know
I'll ask him
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:05, archived)
# the eyes
THE EYES . . .

innit

so they called again - not so much threats as "who the fuck are you" - all a bit odd - I may wait until monday and turn the phone off until then.
(Lubububble, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:08, archived)
# yeah
need to get rid of the wrinkles
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:09, archived)
# actually looking at that's made me think
she could be looking at teh same point, might just be assuming she isn't because the iris/pupily bit of the eye isnt in the same relative position with the area of th eye you can see (crappily explained, but basically her left eye shows more white bit between the iris and the nearest edge and her right eye)
The shape of the eye (not the eyeball) woudl just have to be different enough to obscure different bits, even though she was looking at the same point.
That's crapply explained though.
I must be tired to be getting this pedantic over something.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:14, archived)