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# Your
'512KB/S' connection must be made of cheese. Or jam. Or Jeremy Beadles gnarled hand juice.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:29, archived)
# how long did other 512KBers
take to to open this flash file then?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:30, archived)
# instant
from here, but then I'm apparently on 576k... ooohhhh
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:32, archived)
# Actually
I'm on 700-odd KB/s :P ner!

'Twas pretty much instant, though. The audio and graphics should stream if your connection is fast enough

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:34, archived)
# ha ha!
but seriously, do you think you'd get any juice out of that hand?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:31, archived)
# Yes
there's a few drops left. It's like the husk of a twisted segment of lemon. Seemingly dry, but if you squeeze hard enough, goodness can be found within...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:35, archived)
# wow.
you drunk is something i would like to see in person.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:36, archived)
# He he
Yeah, It's truly a sight to behold. Seriously, it's like a party in your mouth and only Jeremy Beadle and a select few A-list celebrities are invitied.

/boogies on down...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:38, archived)
# EVERYBODY DANCE!
EVERBODY DANCE LIKE THERE'S ASS IN YOUR PANTS!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:43, archived)
# For some reason this post
has made me want to listen to some Nick Cave.
*puts headphones on*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:46, archived)
# Oh Mr. Beadle
your handjuice is so rare, so bitter, and so deliciously wrong.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:37, archived)