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# Ha ha ha I love TV editing
I remember watching Deadly Pursuit years ago and they changed 'Jesus Christ' to 'Judas Priest'. Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:23, archived)
# Wathing?
Developed a lithp?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:24, archived)
# Yeah and you'll be developing a fat lip if yer carry on!

/well hard
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:25, archived)
# You smell of wee
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:32, archived)
# You smell like someone who doesn't wipe properly
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:34, archived)
# That's because my colostomy bag has a slight leak


*puts fresh plaster over leak
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:37, archived)
# Your colostomy bag
*Dons raincoat*
*Hits colostomy bag with cricket bat*
*Runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:40, archived)
# *sighs*
That keeps happening....

*fetches mop*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:43, archived)
# In Back to the Future I think a 'Holy Crap'...
... is edited to a 'Goodness me!', or something equally pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:25, archived)
# Incidentally
The new Scarface DVD has a featurette on the TV version of Scarface, and it's a gem.
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:25, archived)
# I wish I could remember which film
had the line "flip you, melon farmer" in it's tv incarnation.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:29, archived)
# that'll be
Repo-man, with Harry Dean Stanton and Emilio Estevez. Good movie, but not nearly as good as some will lead you to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:30, archived)
# Aha
thank you very much. You're a gentleman and a scholar (and possibly an acrobat).
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:34, archived)