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# Every fucking year
the crowd giggles when a pigeon lands on the court, as though they'd never seen a pigeon before and the fact that a bird might land on a tennis court is the most outrageous thing conceivable.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:31, archived)
# Im sorry
I just want to see carnage, like when that player killed the birdy last year or the year before. I wanted to see Cliff Richard let out his Perigrin falcons singing "fly my preties"

Collared doves are much nicer (they nest in our tree every year)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:35, archived)
# They focused on Cliff today.
He was wearing a pink jacket. Boris Becker was audibly disgusted. When Boris Becker is laughing at your fashion sense, you know you're in trouble.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Disgusted?
He said "Vot kulor is dat jeecket?"

I shouted "CERISE YOU NAZI FUCKER"
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:50, archived)
# However....
Things like this can happen due to low-flying birds.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Any bird
who gets killed in a doubles match deserves everything it gets. Honestly.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:38, archived)
# They really should have killed the moth.
Done a proper job etc etc. Also moths are indeed right bastards.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:41, archived)
# "I didn't do it deliberately, but at least I saved the moth."
Best. Quote. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:41, archived)
# ... until they turned on the floodlights,
at which point it journeyed directly into the heart of the sun and died.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:43, archived)