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# Since everyone is henman mad, I decided to join in...
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:24, archived)
# *Sniggers*
Funny, cos it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:25, archived)
# Elvis?
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:25, archived)
# No, it's Tiger Tim Henman.
He's a tennis player. Every year he returns to SW19 with the same skinny legs and the same slightly bouffant haircut, looking more and more like a scared posh boy who has been sent to a rough borstal thanks to a nasty clerical error.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:28, archived)
# Oh - I know that.
You appear to have drawn Elvis though.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:30, archived)
# Look closer Lenny.
Did Elvis have knobbly knees? No, he fucking did not. But Tiger Tim does.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Video footage of Elvis
Only shows him above the waist - so I can't really comment on the state of his knees.

I can't really comment on the state of Tim's knees either - I tend to be watching the tennis at that point.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:39, archived)
# Can I see his willy there?
Is Henman playing 'tackle out' to try and psych-out the opponents?
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:26, archived)
# "...and he flops it over the net..."
"...the audience didn't see that one coming..."
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:28, archived)
# I think he's crossed the line with that play,
/bad pun
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:30, archived)
# hahahahhaahahah
mark feel-a-goose-tits swearing at the umpire live on BBC1 at about 7:30 made the whole game for me \o/
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:27, archived)
# It was great,
becuse the shit commentators were ooohing and ahhhing over every Henman shot and revelling in the cheery mock bonhomie of the situation. And then Scud comes out with "What the fuck was that?" And then, even better, when given a verbal warning, telling the umpire: "I should give you a warning, because you suck". It was great, for the sole reason that it shut up the fucking dumbcunt commentators (Andrew Castle and cunting David Lloyd) for a moment. You could almost hear Boris Becker sniggering.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:30, archived)
# hahahah, aye,
if this was America the BBC would have been shut-down by now, and all live television would have 2-week delay
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:31, archived)
# Thank heaven for small mercies.
I really wanted the commentators to say: "We are terribly sorry if any viwers were offended by Phillipousis saying FUCK"
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:32, archived)
# "Da Cyclops said it was ok"
"The Cyclops? Fuck the Cyclops!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:32, archived)
# I haven't heard anyone say "fuck the cyclops"
since my days partying with Zeus in ancient Greece.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:34, archived)
# those were the days
what about the time Thor drank 4 billion barrels of Southern Comfort
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Earliest I've heard
was in an England friendly match at about 5:30 with Owen Hargreaves shouting "WHAT THE FUCK, REF?!" right in a commentarial lull. It was most excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:38, archived)
# hee hee
I wanted to see some hair-pulling between Lucy and that other blokes missus :P
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:27, archived)
# why does he have his nob out?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:27, archived)
# Best Tim pic yet
But still no pigeon, didnt anyone watch the match (i didnt, just caught the end with the commontater getting pissed off with the pigeon flying around)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:28, archived)
# Every fucking year
the crowd giggles when a pigeon lands on the court, as though they'd never seen a pigeon before and the fact that a bird might land on a tennis court is the most outrageous thing conceivable.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:31, archived)
# Im sorry
I just want to see carnage, like when that player killed the birdy last year or the year before. I wanted to see Cliff Richard let out his Perigrin falcons singing "fly my preties"

Collared doves are much nicer (they nest in our tree every year)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:35, archived)
# They focused on Cliff today.
He was wearing a pink jacket. Boris Becker was audibly disgusted. When Boris Becker is laughing at your fashion sense, you know you're in trouble.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Disgusted?
He said "Vot kulor is dat jeecket?"

I shouted "CERISE YOU NAZI FUCKER"
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:50, archived)
# However....
Things like this can happen due to low-flying birds.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Any bird
who gets killed in a doubles match deserves everything it gets. Honestly.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:38, archived)
# They really should have killed the moth.
Done a proper job etc etc. Also moths are indeed right bastards.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:41, archived)
# "I didn't do it deliberately, but at least I saved the moth."
Best. Quote. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:41, archived)
# ... until they turned on the floodlights,
at which point it journeyed directly into the heart of the sun and died.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:43, archived)
# nicely done and verrry true
bloody commentators

from this morning

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:29, archived)
# haha!
that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:30, archived)
# Yes,
it is good.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:34, archived)
# I had £20
on Philapusus

Damn you Tim Henman!



Damn your hide
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:29, archived)
# the man's an animal
(albert, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:31, archived)
# He shouldnt squish it..
The poor things eyes'll pop out!
I was playing with a kitten today with a stupid name, just thought you'd like to know
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# we did
and we'd like to know it's name too
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:39, archived)
# Its Baby
The same as another friends guinea pig (with all the other evil babys they had) That friend also had a fluffy rabbit (a lionhead rabbit to be exact) who happens to be very FLUFFY which has the stupidest name in the world.
Some other pet maes she has is titchy bacon and guspatcho (both hamsters)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:43, archived)
# hehehe :)
so true
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# aaaaah
"Tiger" Tim Henman.

The most inappropriate nick name for any person ever.

(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:43, archived)
# It's ironic.
Both of his parents are actually human, although you wouldn't guess to look at them.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:45, archived)
# add he advertises
squash
boom boom
sorry
(albert, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:46, archived)
# arf!
top hole, what.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 23:58, archived)