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# Parakeet sightings


This is my entry for the Beeb...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/3869815.stm
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:23, archived)
# doubt
they would want that as the picture is wayyyy to small.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:24, archived)
# 140kb isn't unreasonable.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
# and
what no reflection in the pond...its seamless...seamless ;)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Sure but there's a
nice shadow on the wall... what do you want, blood?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:27, archived)
# yes
shoot the budgie.

edit : and I never noticed the shadow to be honest..couldnt see because of the size :)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Nice
but back-to-front and darker than the surrounding shadow.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:30, archived)
# and
thats without the wonderful reflective characteristics of...brick.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Well to be fair
140kb for a static image is normally considered a bit too big for the board. Mods usually remove pics of that size.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:27, archived)
# You saw it too?
Blimey, and I thought I was just going crazy...

Woo! Yay!

Edit: I want a parrot so I can teach it rude words... is that morally wrong in any way?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
# No
It is the correct action to take when in ownership of a mimic type bird.

I'd teach it "cuntpuffin" first
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Sorted
Anyone want to lend me a few hundred squids - I hear they're pretty expensive :(
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Steal one
Then teach it to say.
"It wasn't him"
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:29, archived)
# A friend had a Minor Bird when I was a kid
It used to swear like a sailor
but the best stuff was when it mimicked the sound of the neighbours motorbike starting up and when it did pitch perfect opera
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:36, archived)
# my uncle had a parrot that said rude words
such as "Fuck off" and "who's the cunt?"
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Your Uncle
is my hero.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:31, archived)
# email it hard!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:30, archived)
# is my entry appropriate?
www.b3ta.com/board/3418447
too late now, cos I've sent it
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)
# and this is my (first) one
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:32, archived)
#

might as well join in the pea roasting
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)