Any other dwarf animals we shouldn't be pointing at, oh wise one?
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:37,
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Oh fucksocks I forgot I changed my name...
Umm...as you were...
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:47,
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Umm...as you were...
ye fuggin' English cunts, ye fuggin' fuggers, ah'll fuggin huv yes, so ah wull...
(They're not known for their racial tolerance. I'm just quoting, don't shoot the messenger.)
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:44,
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(They're not known for their racial tolerance. I'm just quoting, don't shoot the messenger.)
But they make lovely under pub table footstools when they have been subdued with a few cans of export and some whisky. And of course, you can fit a whole one on your average BBQ.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:50,
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when one sits beside you on the tube and talks about the so-called 'glory days' of Scottish football, then tries to tap you for a fiver because 'You're no' like these English bastards, hen, you're just wan 'ae us, far from hame...'
*starts singing twee Scotchland air, ie 'Granny's Highland Slippers and a Nice Plate of Porridge' or similar*
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:53,
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*starts singing twee Scotchland air, ie 'Granny's Highland Slippers and a Nice Plate of Porridge' or similar*
that'll teach you to use to tube.
much better to travel by jetpack I find.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:57,
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much better to travel by jetpack I find.
Am dropping in and out, actually trying to do some work today!
Hence huge gaps between posts.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:43,
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Hence huge gaps between posts.