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# MoC?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# marriage of convenience.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:34, archived)
# I'll marry you
if it's convenient
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)
# well, let's check our calenders next week
maybe pencil something in for oh... something after November 2? ;)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Sorry
Can't wait that long :o(
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)
# well i could leave before the 2nd
but that's a hell of a risk should Kerry win. ;)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:40, archived)
# i would
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Ah, hang on
*rummages in battered suitcase*

Ta da! *brandishes green card*

You can keep that one. I've got loads of 'em.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)
# you do realize
you can't just copy the word "CARD" onto green paper?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Why not?!
Does that mean we have to get married, instead?

I warn you that I have a string of failed marriages of convenience in front of me.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Master Of teh Cock?
Meal Of Canapes?


Muppet Orienteering Classes?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)
# NO!
not an orienteer....grrr
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)
# And what exactly have you got against China?
Argh! Spackety fucknuts. I've just realised what the time is and that I've missed my train.

Arseparsnips
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:37, archived)