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# no?
You lie?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:24, archived)
# nope seriously,
I had to save up for ages, but then i found some going cheap on the bay,



so i thought wow! a cross between legs and baby birds, a girls' gotta have em!
(Lady has been spooked by a duck, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:25, archived)
# legs and baby birds hmm.
baby bird = chick
legs = legs
chegs

YOU GOT A PAIR OF KEITH CHEGWINS
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:26, archived)
# just one of mine
works at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:27, archived)
# which one,
Keith or

chegwin?
(Lady has been spooked by a duck, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:28, archived)
# um chegwin
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:29, archived)
# well
thats ok then!
(Lady has been spooked by a duck, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:31, archived)
# haha you bumgay, what did you do?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:28, archived)
# dislocated my
kneecap
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:31, archived)
# well that was silly
how'd you manage that?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:33, archived)
# daughter (2 1/2)
fell onto my leg and made my knee cap go click pop

aaarrrgghhh

and learn some new words
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:36, archived)
# ah i see
sorry to hear, but glad it's nearly fixed
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:38, archived)
# well thats
when the plaster comes off, it then goes into a brace
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:38, archived)
# ah,
well i hope it's a speedy recovery from here on in
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:41, archived)
# me too
it would of been in plaster for a week longer but i am off to poland a week today so they had to take it off before i flew
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:42, archived)
# snigger
do you swear in b3tan? "fucksocks" and so on?
(Lord Gibbon, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:39, archived)
# sometimes
but i think some of us who have been here a while do it without thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:40, archived)
# i'm constantly calling people "bumsexual" and saying "arse candles"
although recently "knob stockings" has been a high climber in the charts
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:42, archived)
# this is one of my favs


(shameles pearoast)
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:44, archived)
# aargh
mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:48, archived)
# I believe the correct term would be,
Mind-squirtie.
(brazzin, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 14:24, archived)
# i keep saying
"cockbadgers" under my breath at work when i get annoyed. I think the people in my office think I've gone a bit Sapphire and Steel..
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:48, archived)
# I say it out loud
without thinking about it
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:53, archived)
# I prefer 'fucksticks'
And the old classcis, 'cockbadger' and 'twunt'.
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 13:58, archived)
# if thats what you kids are calling them these days then


yes!

(Lady has been spooked by a duck, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:27, archived)