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# repost

because no one got it over the weekend.
(restlesstemp, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:05, archived)
# I see
an erection with a hand and possibly a lady (or man) fellating it...
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:06, archived)
# I see dead people


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:08, archived)
# could be both
depending on the current state of mind of restlesstemp...
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:09, archived)
# see
i don't know why they found that so difficult.

the source pic was some hardcore porn - full penetration - and i rendered it into a nice rural scene.
(restlesstemp, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:09, archived)
# maybe I just
have porn on the brain...
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:10, archived)
# I still don't
bloody see it. It's not as if I'm pure and innocent either...
(Kendal, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Sorry for Thread Jacking
Hullo everybody. I'm in France. These keyboards are damn complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:06, archived)
# bonjour
!
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:07, archived)
# oh really?
care to elaborate?

on the keyboards I mean...
(kaibosh, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:07, archived)
# It goes
azertyuiop^$
qsdfghjklmù*
wxcvbn,;:!

If I want . I have to use the number pad.
Oh and the numbers ontop are &é"'(-è_çà I have to use shift to make those into numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:10, archived)
# insanity...
its always so appalling to go to countries where they don't have the courtesy to speak english. its as if those French have a different word for everything *

*stolen from Steve Martin.
(kaibosh, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:13, archived)
# So you're the one that's stolen
all his comedy genius.


No wonder all his films have been shit recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:15, archived)
# if you can touch type
you can pootle the keyboard into UK qwerty mode
(depending on the OS)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:16, archived)
# Indeed*insert question mark, I can't find it*
That would be woo indeed. I can touch type.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:20, archived)
# Here, have some spares: "?????"
It's in the control panel (for win2K). I think you have to have installed the various keyboard configurations to swap between - but qwerty should be one of the defaults.

And as a bonus it'll confuse the bejiggery out of whoever uses the PC next.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:25, archived)
# Damn it!
'Tis XP and that option is not there!
At least I found the ???????
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:29, archived)
# You'd better not...
be watching the Tour de France!!

I'd kill to get to Alpe D'Huez for Wednesday
(tdavidj, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:09, archived)
# I'm actually
meant to be learning dreamweaver.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:12, archived)
# Erm
Grasshandtreelake?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:22, archived)