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[challenge entry] A machine to replace TALKING


OK. It works like this - imagine Subject A wants to talk to subject B

Subject A:
enters his message into the Personal Communicationer (2 memo to self - check name... acronym???) via input device (1), checking content (3) before sending teh codes.

PC (2 memo to self... hmmm - seems OK!) turns message into stream of ones and zeroes, and transmits this via some form of long distance telegraphy device (4, 5, 6 memo to self... maybe that nice Mr Graham-Bell could help with 6? Must take him more chutney).

Subject B gets the message by having all the same stuff in reverse order (5b - 1b inclusive), and can reciprocate accordingly.

Simple!

From the Heath Robinson a Go Go challenge. See all 137 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 23 Jul 2004, 11:23, archived)
# Lol
Very nice and i also detect a hint of bitterness towards the evil of MSN! *high five*
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 23 Jul 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Not so much a hint
more of a Pavlovian response.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 23 Jul 2004, 11:31, archived)
# That is a crazy idea and will never work!
Excellent stuff! Hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Jul 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Haha!
Wait... women can use it?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Jul 2004, 11:26, archived)
# only in the kitchen
i.e. "fetch me a beer" or "hit yourself for being too slow"
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 23 Jul 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Maybe, but
that could be a Scotsman (spelt proper, like).
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 23 Jul 2004, 11:32, archived)
# form response:
"peopl r good @ typing s0 !+ wi11 d3fintely w3Rk !!!!1111oneslol"
(wondrful elastics, Fri 23 Jul 2004, 11:27, archived)
# do you will really think
this stupid invention will work . never !
Nothing can replace the telegraph.
(Dittmeyer, Fri 23 Jul 2004, 11:27, archived)
# I hear the observer is pretty good though...
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 23 Jul 2004, 11:29, archived)
# stoppit
that's too much

Regards,
Your Daily Male.
(Dangermouse., Fri 23 Jul 2004, 11:43, archived)
# is there
any other device you can install to ensure that the Lady B than Gent A is 'TALKING' with is not, in fact, a dribbly degenerate with a stunted, hairy cock?
(skitster, Fri 23 Jul 2004, 14:09, archived)