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# hehe that's great
but do you know what's not great? sprinkles.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:23, archived)
# haha
i'm curious to see how long this will last
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:24, archived)
# forever and ever and ever
if i meet sprinkles in the street, i'm gonna brick him!

plus, he said that JUST before i posted my advert, now everyone's gonna be all like "i don't want to buy something of a perve!"
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:25, archived)
# i would too buy it off a perve
if i had money
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:27, archived)
# is this you?

*gratuitous pearoast*
(kidding too of course)
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:27, archived)
# NO
i'm a nice, sane normal person!

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:31, archived)
# I'm sensing major "beef."
You need to get some serious/funny payback and record it somehow, then send it to me...somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:25, archived)
# well he said "but everyone downloads it!"
which means he's obviously included

but that's all i've got

i'm gonna have to wait a few months before i trick 'im
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:27, archived)
# The bits on ice cream? But they make it all colourful and nice!
Oh, you mean the b3tan. Yeah, he's twunty.

Not really.

I love everyone.
Platonically.
Not double anally.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:28, archived)
# *glares*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:30, archived)
# Don't feel bad
Almost everyone here's seen Goatse, which is infinitely wider.

Sometimes I disgust myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:32, archived)
# good point
i'm off the hook

case closed.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:35, archived)
# Although there's the unsolved issue of mother-son
But you could ask anyone in the street 'have you ever experienced mum love' and they'd answer yes, assuming they weren't orphans or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:38, archived)
# i was curious!
it wasn't fun or interesting, but i needed to experience it so that i can never have to experience it again!

and it's like "do you have happiness?"

yes = you're gay
no = you have no penis
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:40, archived)
# Well then you're off the hook entirely.
though I can honestly say I'll never have to experience that sort of thing, and I've never in my life visited www.sonbumsmum.com ever. So I don't know why you're off the hook. You must have charmed me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:47, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:52, archived)
# [applies anti-glare screen]
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:34, archived)
# hahaha *cough* i mean er...
dont be so nasty...





*giggle*
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sun 15 Aug 2004, 2:31, archived)