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(soma9766, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 10:18, archived)
# genie
arse
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 10:24, archived)
# *Falls of chair laughing*
*gets back on chair*
*laughs*
*falls off again*
Sod it!
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Tom I command thee to wibble, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 10:26, archived)
# hehehe
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 10:28, archived)
# haHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*tries to fall off chair

*realise I'm standing up

*falls over into chuckling heap in middle of shop
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 10:34, archived)
# i got beaten by some chavs last night. i got knocked out and went to hospital. the bastards cost me a days work today and my jaw is fucked
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 10:39, archived)
# Cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 10:40, archived)
# Let us know where the cocknockers are,
We'll go and bork them
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 10:44, archived)
# *cracks knuckles*
i'm up for it
(not_real had his name thieved, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 10:45, archived)
# *Cracks spine
Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 10:49, archived)
# Loads of chavs where i live. They tend to get out of my way when i'm doing things around town. Dealing with those prats that beat you up won't be a problem!
How about carrying a can of mace or pepper spray next time :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 10:49, archived)
# or carrying a mace
to club them over the head with
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 11:01, archived)
# what the fuck is their problem???
at Global Gathering a load of them tried to start a fight with this raver for bumping into one of them while dancing - the guy had bright green hair and glowsticks, clearly *not* looking for a fight. Utter cunting fuckbastards.
(soma9766, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 10:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
you win!
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 11:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They fucking are too- kill 'em!

*still laughing*
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 11:40, archived)