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[challenge entry] Free Government Grants

It's my most seamless photoshop ever!
(Oh, and yes - I know that the background source pic is actually the Tory opposition benches, but to be honest, I couldn't be arsed to spend more than a couple of minutes on this one. I doubt you can tell...)

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(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 11:23, archived)
# the tories have an opposition bench?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Most assuredly
They are the opposition benches. For the last seven years the Tories have been Her Majesty's loyal opposition. Therefore the opposition benches are Tory, aka the Tory opposition benches. There is no missing punctuation, and the grammar is correct. Because I rule.

And FYI: The guy sitting to the right of Cary Grant is my old boss. Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 11:31, archived)
# the fat guy looking at the menu?

no wonder they arent in charge.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 11:31, archived)
# He's great.
According to the Daily Mail he is the most hated Tory in Westminster. He am one of those "bedblockers", and apparently keeps slagging off Michael Howard to his face.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 11:33, archived)
# You must have balls the size of watermelons
admitting you read the Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 11:43, archived)
# I didn't admit to reading the Daily Mail - I can't, because I don't
I simply said "according to the Daily Mail".
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 11:45, archived)
# Quoting a paper
means reading a paper. I admire your courage
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 11:46, archived)
# Papers I read:
Guardian
Times
New York Times
Washington Post
Le Monde

Papers I have never paid money for in my life:
Daily Mail
Daily Express
Star
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 11:53, archived)
#
Have a woo for it's seamlessness!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 11:25, archived)
# I actually tell a lie
I think this might be my most seamless ever:
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Spectacular
It says so much on so many levels...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 11:55, archived)
# *chortle*
that's bizzarely amusing!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 12:30, archived)
# hehehe
nice one :)

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 11:30, archived)
# NING!

etc.........
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 11:32, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 12:16, archived)
# Yay
for badly shopped Ross Kemp pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 12:16, archived)