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[challenge entry] Bear Chested Young Ladies!

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(b3tasux, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:44, archived)
# cor.
bet it bites a bit.

i've just completed the spiderman 2 game (borrowed, i wouldn't pay for it) and Mysterio bellows 'You have no chance to survive, make your time!'. A passer by slightly after that cries 'someone set us up the bomb'. geekily, i laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:47, archived)
# I refuse to touch anything higher than an n64.
If it ain't retro (thus the games being £5 or less), I just can't bring myself to. /geekgirl
(b3tasux, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:49, archived)
# my xbox currently has all teh mame roms.
whilst i use my dreamcast to play mega drive games. and samba de amigo.

and i use my mega drive to play master system games /daft.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:51, archived)
# I sometimes use my super fast pc to play Windows
/just plain stupid :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:53, archived)
# heh heh heh
*boots dos on watch*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:55, archived)
# It's kind of annoying
When someone called 'kat' posts up naughty pictures and has no profile info...
(G P Enius & Eureka! Lottovitt Not to be sniffed at!, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:56, archived)
# That's not naughty!
And I'm a very private woman! :)
(b3tasux, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:00, archived)
# *goes through kat's back door*
ooerr missus!

see, you can't be that private leaving doors open.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:03, archived)
# had a really good possible e-mail for this comp...
"Buy stocks before they take-off"

Can I find a decent picture of a set of stocks... No.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Would a stock cube do?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:49, archived)
# dunno...
kinda had my heart set on actual stocks...#


and btw is that a picture of calista flockhart above?
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:50, archived)
# can't be
that girls not thin enough.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:51, archived)
# the fact that it looks not even slightly like calista flockhart
should be a clue.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:52, archived)
# depends.....
squint more...!
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:53, archived)
# actually... it looks very like....

your mother!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:55, archived)
# how about using a cube of oxo?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:57, archived)
# nice one!!
cheers. That's tomorrow sorted out now!!

2 weeks off work. Whats a man to do!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:55, archived)
# not a prob
if you google 'medieval stocks' you might find more suitable.

hehe.
(treehugger anti-everything, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:56, archived)
# TJ... Youve godda be fucking kidding me
www.howtofoldashirt.net/
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:49, archived)
# yep,
been in the newsletter i think.
or in 4rthur links.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:49, archived)
# But what about trousers and skirts?
/quivers at having inadequately folded legwear
(b3tasux, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:50, archived)
# That
is like magic
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:53, archived)
# you got caught looking at porn,
so you claimed it was for a source picture for a photoshop,
and then the person who caught you made sure that it was for photoshopping.
i'm right, aren't i?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 23:51, archived)
# No...
¬_¬
(b3tasux, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 0:11, archived)