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# ha
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:24, archived)
# ha
(osiem, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:25, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:26, archived)
# "ha"*


*dedicated to Lanc
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:32, archived)
# ha
(ClockworkDespot, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:34, archived)
# ha
(eyes, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:45, archived)
# :) ta mate
But i wandered off. Missed my chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:35, archived)
# are you the kids in the playground that shared the machine gun noises
"ha"
"ha"
"ha"
"ha"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:26, archived)
# Im waiting to do a BeeGees/Staying alive type quip
with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:27, archived)
# I made (and still do make)
The best machine gun noises you will ever hear not coming out of a machine gun
(ClockworkDespot, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:27, archived)
# come to my house
we'll play wargames
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:28, archived)
# c:\>Global thermonuclear war
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:29, archived)
# noughts and fooking crosses action!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:31, archived)
# You knows it!
How about a nice game of tic-tac-toe?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:34, archived)
# Done!
*runs down the street*
(ClockworkDespot, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:29, archived)
# *gets out plastic gun*
*presses trigger, watches nozzle flash*
*reminisces*
*is shot several times in hazy rememberance*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:30, archived)
# *pulls out toy gun from the £1 shop*
*presses trigger*

*chokes on broken glass*
(ClockworkDespot, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:33, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:33, archived)
# My brothers used to take the piss
out of my machine gun noises when we played war....

Edit: Possibly because they were rubbish.... :/
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:28, archived)
# i can remember being disturbed when i heard a child say to another
"lie on your back and i'll get down and blow you to hell"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:29, archived)
# I hope you didn't save up all your pocket money
and buy a real machine gun and shoot him with it

because that would have made baby jesus cry.

It's far better to steal one, then you're not giving money to arms dealers
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:31, archived)
# remember this sound?
psshssshssshsssshhhh...BOOOM!Yes, you just caught a grenade in the face.
(hostagesituation, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:35, archived)
# you know that episode of Spaced where they have a play fight
to demonstrate masculine empathy and bonding? Then they use it on a gang o' chavs and run away?
That was brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:38, archived)
# That scene
is pure quality - with the knife bit *tiiing!*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:39, archived)
# Yes, genius indeed
The slow-mo 'mmuutthhaa ffuu' bit is particularly great.
(hostagesituation, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 19:43, archived)