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[challenge entry] The Innevitable inverted compo-post:

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(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sat 28 Aug 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Arf arf arf
Clever. :)
TJ: ever get drunk and have for pee for so long it gets boring?
(Small Beer, Sat 28 Aug 2004, 17:32, archived)
# When I used to take speed as a teenager,
I'd drink water constantly for about 8 hours and never need a piss. Then, when I finally did go it'd be phenomenal. I never realised my body could hold so much fluid.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 28 Aug 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Was that
back in t'day?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 28 Aug 2004, 17:36, archived)
# pfft,
scummer
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 28 Aug 2004, 17:36, archived)
# I've got a funny speed story.
But it involves penile dysfunction so I won't tell i... bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Aug 2004, 17:38, archived)
# yes
only once though have i got so bored/drunk as to put my willy away before i'd finished.

it was a shameful shameful night.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 28 Aug 2004, 18:27, archived)
# That could be the next compo.
Woo for the idea.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 28 Aug 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Brilliant
Have a YAY WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Sat 28 Aug 2004, 17:33, archived)
#


loon!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 28 Aug 2004, 17:34, archived)
# I think that's
bloody marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 30 Aug 2004, 6:49, archived)