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[challenge entry] Have I done wrong?

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(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:02, archived)
# Ha!
Good job.
(Chop-Logik, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:03, archived)
# Hmmm... The challenge
is to tell a story in two frames. You have used several.
No idea.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:08, archived)
# By god,
you're right!
Fuck it, I'll leave it in anyway, rules be darned!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:10, archived)
# Indeed -
it is in the spirit of the challenge and it rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:11, archived)
# hahahaha...
There's something very pathetic about supermodels...
If normal and real womens did walk like models do on a catwalk I would build a spaceship and escape from here...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:08, archived)
# I'd spend all
my days getting very stoned & drunk and laughing at them thusly:
"Ha ha ha! You fucking pathetic smackies! Which boy-loving freak's rags do you have draped over your fucking emaciated shoulders this week?"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:13, archived)
# Nothing against them,
but these homosexual designers seem to be sadistic in their preferences on how a woman is supposed to look like...
It's absurd!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:21, archived)
# Why should I care?
Let them all starve themselves, get strung out and fucking die in a gutter - serves 'em right for being vacuous dummies.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:27, archived)
# I know some girls who are
in the grey zone between anorexia and "normal" and they've got good heads and when we discuss eating, weight, lifestyle, etc. we often agree 100% on how to live, but they continue their starving...
I feel sorry for them and I'm 100% sure that it's something psychological that they can't handle themselves...
BTW: I'm running mozilla on my new motherboard/CPU and it's great 8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:37, archived)
# My ex was quite overweight,
but I liked it - she is always talking about slimming. She has a friend who is quite slim who goes on the same way. I've told her to stop talking shit but she never listens. Sometimes it's quite worrying - But then I disagree with pretty much every aspect of modern society from the foundations up...
Mozilla's fab, isn't it? Tabbed browsing is great...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:42, archived)
# The tab thing is fabbo!
It didn't run well on my other machine, but it's flawless on this one...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:44, archived)
# Well polished
indeed - if you're into Usenet have a look at some of the end-user groups. You can customise EVERYTHING to how you want it.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:49, archived)
# The best I've noticed
is that sometimes if you want to save an animated gif in IE it's only posible as bitmap...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:53, archived)
# Never understood
why that happens - perhaps it's because IE sucks.
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:58, archived)
# Hell yeah.
Skinny bints just turn me right off. A happy (Sophie Dahl(sp)) bird is worth ten "pretty" (Jodie kidd) slappers any day.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:14, archived)
# Sophie dahl?
She's gone skinny now tho...
Or at least, according to heat, she has...and thus, it must be true...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:26, archived)
# Noooooooooo!
She'll be singing crappy '80s song next.

What ever happened to the "full bodied woman"???
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:32, archived)
# crappy 80's songs?
Sooo, that'd be Mr Oswald Osbourne's charming daughter then would it?
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:33, archived)
# *cough
John Osbourne....
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:35, archived)
# ?
Who he?
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:39, archived)
# EEeeeeeewwwww
Kelly should just be shot in the head. Jack should be killed by his own stupidity. I give him a year before he kills himself in some fucking idiotic dopey arsed stunt. And well done Jack. Ozzy's a fucking loon, but he still knows more about the world than you ever will Jack.
Ozzy is forever and I am pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:44, archived)
# Geri Halliwell
surely.....
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:11, archived)
# Geri Halliwell was lovely,
she had bits you could hang on to and bounce off of in equal measure.
Now she looks fucking awful.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:17, archived)
# true
then she went abso-fucking-lutely HATSTAND!
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:23, archived)
# but at least now
you can see that she has big bones
/bitch
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:31, archived)
# I find
the best response to people saying they're not fat, they're big boned, is simply to say:
"That's a fucking big arsebone you've got then"
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:57, archived)
# people
don't really say that though, do they?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 1:03, archived)
# What?
The "I'm big-boned" one or
the "Big fucking arsebone you've got" comment?

I've heard the former and have been guilty of the latter...

(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 1:07, archived)
# blimey
I don't think I've ever heard anyone say the big-boned thing un-ironically
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 1:10, archived)
# Hey -
I'm just retaining water, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 1:17, archived)
# Obviously
never been in a conversation anywhere near me then...
;>
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 1:31, archived)