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# Geri Halliwell
surely.....
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:11, archived)
# Geri Halliwell was lovely,
she had bits you could hang on to and bounce off of in equal measure.
Now she looks fucking awful.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:17, archived)
# true
then she went abso-fucking-lutely HATSTAND!
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:23, archived)
# but at least now
you can see that she has big bones
/bitch
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:31, archived)
# I find
the best response to people saying they're not fat, they're big boned, is simply to say:
"That's a fucking big arsebone you've got then"
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 0:57, archived)
# people
don't really say that though, do they?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 1:03, archived)
# What?
The "I'm big-boned" one or
the "Big fucking arsebone you've got" comment?

I've heard the former and have been guilty of the latter...

(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 1:07, archived)
# blimey
I don't think I've ever heard anyone say the big-boned thing un-ironically
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 1:10, archived)
# Hey -
I'm just retaining water, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 1:17, archived)
# Obviously
never been in a conversation anywhere near me then...
;>
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 1:31, archived)