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# Hey!
You do that too!?

Isn't it typical, we just find a hobby we can enjoy together and the fascists stop us from doing it.

Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:17, archived)
# yes,
i have some friends who enjoy climbing large skyscrapers and smashing incoming planes so i might go into that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:18, archived)
# Dont you think this might be considered rude too?
Why not find a nice, fluffy hobby like nursing ill pets in the zoo?
(Colonel Asswrinkle, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:21, archived)
# can i crush them?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:23, archived)
# Of course
But only if they are terminally ill.
(Colonel Asswrinkle, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:25, archived)
# ok, my new hobby is crushing ill animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:27, archived)
# Why only one hundred and eleven?
What a strange number to crush!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:28, archived)
# Arf
Took me a while, though...
(Colonel Asswrinkle, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:30, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:31, archived)
# like this
(Colonel Asswrinkle, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:35, archived)
# pssst!
elephant

I'll hold him down, you stomp on him . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:24, archived)
# I quite like
flapping my ineffectually small wings
tumbling clumsily along the deck of a ship
and blowing a couple of feeble smoke rings
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:22, archived)
# What, this ship?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:26, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooo etc
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:28, archived)
# Oh yes
[rubs hands]

I have more ready-shopped.

I am going to post shortly (unless I get £1,000,000 in a brown paper envelope)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:30, archived)
# Damn you!
*hands over brown envelope*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:33, archived)
# *posts anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:36, archived)
# I will
destroy you DTH
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:37, archived)
# CAHAGIYTYHE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:45, archived)
# oh no.
I can hear the crappy "comedy" music part of the theme tune now.
aaaaaargh.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:27, archived)