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(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 8:21, archived)
# Arf!

*books ticket to alternate universe

Oh boy! (In a Sam from Quantum leap stylee)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 8:23, archived)
# Dave!
im posting from heathrows first class departure lounge! my most exotic posting location so far!

edit: gotta go, theres free chmpagne! at 08:48! woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 8:51, archived)
# strange place for a holiday

*waves hankie

Bon Voyageee!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 9:11, archived)
# 'Ning.
That is utterly ace. Anyone who mentions Terry Nutkins deserves a prize.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 8:40, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 8:41, archived)
# Terry Nutkins
as a zombie?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 8:42, archived)
# nutkins
not nutcase
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 8:42, archived)
# pffft
Terry Nutcase!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 8:45, archived)
# Do time spazz posts still work?
If so, congratulamations!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 19 Sep 2004, 17:15, archived)
# Beware the otters!
I wish I could show everyone the series of short stories that my best mate wrote about Terry Nutkins. It started with him declaring himself to be the son of God ("Standing atop the pulpit he shook the startled vicar and cried "FUCKING HELL, I'M THE SON OF GOD!""). That is followed by a tale of how he spontaneously combusts at a charity dinner ("He exploded with a loud 'Wheeeeee' sound, with an expression on his face as if he had just sunk into a swimming pool of greased up porn film lesbians"). Finally, Robert Llewelyn of Scrapheap Challenge is called in to rebuild him as a giant robot in the form of Optimus Nutkins. It's all utterly bonkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 8:49, archived)
# fucking mentalist
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 9:39, archived)