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# in an alternate universe
(Sigma5, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:21, archived)
# I buy one!
where?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:23, archived)
# I'd tried one
but I couldn't force fit my dick in
oops
(Sigma5, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:24, archived)
# You have that problem too, huh?
We should form a support group
(don't tell him Pike!!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Ha!

*points

Look at that bunch of gayers 'supporting' each other . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:27, archived)
# Ha!
What kind of 'sandwich' are you advocating?
(don't tell him Pike!!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Gay sandwich
with man mayonnaise.
(temper_temper Salmon, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:32, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:32, archived)
# As long as its not a blandwich
you seem to think it'll be fun
(don't tell him Pike!!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:43, archived)
# Pssst!
Compo it!

Woo!

'Give her three less inches!!'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:24, archived)
# fewer
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:26, archived)
# Oh, right!
like spammers use correct grammar, knobhead!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:27, archived)
# ooooh
hark at her
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Dave has seven cocks all
1 inch long, sometimes he makes love with just 4 of them and is therefore correct to say
Less
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Shhh!
They'll ask how you know . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:33, archived)
# that makes a strange sort of sense.
I'm very sorry Dave, I didn't realise that you were blessed/inflicted in such a way. Had I known I wouldn't have been so quick to pointout your error. I am a bad person and do not deserve to continue to live in the company of such wonderous individuals, I shall now fall onto my sword
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:33, archived)
# he said 'sword'...
sounds a bit rude.

pffftttt
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:36, archived)
# I'm glad to hear that you're coping with the news of my death
so very well.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Oooh!
a corpse . . .

*looks around

*performs acts too disgusting to detail
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:41, archived)
# *opens one eye a crack*
*grins slightly*
*goes back to pretending to be dead*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Urghh!
You're alive!

But I . . .

That's disgusting!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:50, archived)
# ronnie corbert
could regain that in proportion look
woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:24, archived)