Dave has seven cocks all1 inch long, sometimes he makes love with just 4 of them and is therefore correct to say
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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe,
Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:28,
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Shhh!They'll ask how you know . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:33,
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that makes a strange sort of sense.I'm very sorry Dave, I didn't realise that you were blessed/inflicted in such a way. Had I known I wouldn't have been so quick to pointout your error. I am a bad person and do not deserve to continue to live in the company of such wonderous individuals, I shall now fall onto my sword
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:33,
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he said 'sword'...sounds a bit rude.
pffftttt
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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of,
Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:36,
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I'm glad to hear that you're coping with the news of my deathso very well.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:37,
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Oooh!a corpse . . .
*looks around
*performs acts too disgusting to detail
(*looks around
*performs acts too disgusting to detail
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:41,
archived)
*opens one eye a crack**grins slightly*
*goes back to pretending to be dead*
(*goes back to pretending to be dead*
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:44,
archived)
Urghh!You're alive!
But I . . .
That's disgusting!
(But I . . .
That's disgusting!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:50,
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