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# The chimneysweep.tk and madnesstemple.com newsletter (of justice)
This week, chimneysweep himself seems to have been diagnosed with some kind of bear SARS, so freakimus and I have done most of it for him. Enjoy.

Issue 19 - Dodge this newsletter sucka
Disclaimer: I was not responsible for the title. And I'm pretty sure this counts as a main board thing- it is something we've made, anyway
(1, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:58, archived)
# i'm sure you're right, dear
Carry on the good work
(:Nelly:, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:59, archived)
# AT LAST!
*reads*
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:00, archived)
# *dodges*
BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:01, archived)
# *sticks foot out*
*watches gmos as he falls to his impending doom over a cliff*

MUHAHHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:02, archived)
# someone save me!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:02, archived)
# meow
purr
(I helped save b3ta! Gataki, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:04, archived)
# *lands on the noisy cat*
phew
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:05, archived)
# hisssss
...splat
(I helped save b3ta! Gataki, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:05, archived)
# *flies heroically onto the scene*
no.
(Slurpy The Frog, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:04, archived)
# throws
bible
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:04, archived)
# ouch!
my eye!
(:Nelly:, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:05, archived)
# sorry
but the gideons acctually broke into my home and left that, I just wanted it out of my house
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:07, archived)
# here's a dangerously rickety rope bridge for you
*hands over dangersously rickety rope bridge*

Mind the crocs, GMOS.
(:Nelly:, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:05, archived)
# yes the title is INCREDBILY bad
as soon as I clicked send I thought 'Fuck! What was I thinking?'
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:01, archived)
# Also
it's nothing to do with me
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:02, archived)
# I've got the
S A R S


(to the tune of F.E.A.R by Ian Brown)

and no, i haven't got SARs but I'm not feeling well at all
(Sweep, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:05, archived)
# aw bless you young person
I hope you're tucked up nice and warmly with a cup of hot tea now!
good grief am I ever matronly
(:Nelly:, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:11, archived)