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# ...and we're back!
Welcome to the Dave the Hat show.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:44, archived)
# You rip the tickets in two
and I'll sell the choc ices
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:46, archived)
# Kia-ora?


it's too orangey for crows
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:50, archived)
# I'll be your dog
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:51, archived)
# *woof, w-woof, woof, woof, woof, woof . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:52, archived)
# It's great being old enough to remember these things
isn't it?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Yes, yes it is*



*no, no it isn't - weeps
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
It's great being able to remember a crap animated advert rather than 69'ing . . .


NO!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:54, archived)
# It's been so flipping long
since I was at the cinema, have things changed SO much then?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Yep!
It's in colour these days. And has sound.


apparently
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 13:02, archived)
# That means
I'd have to dip you weekly in a tick and flea repellant concoction :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Remember
you have to hold his head under for at least 8 minutes to get all the little fleas behind his ears.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:56, archived)
# at least
I find a good 20 minutes works best.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Agreed,
you can't be TOO careful.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Naah
I can't do that. I've been made honourary fwap material today. We'll talk tomorrow though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 13:09, archived)
# tuna and mayonaisse chompwiches
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:46, archived)
# mmmm
that's my lunch today!

*rushes to fridge*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:53, archived)