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# Charles Darwin didn't spend all his time inventing evolution...


...he also liked to pitch film ideas to Hollywood.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:23, archived)
# that's made me laugh
FAR too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:27, archived)
# that
makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:27, archived)
# your flatmate survived the night then?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:32, archived)
# he was fine
he'd just fallen asleep, bless him. so i got him to drink some water and sent him off to bed. I'll tell him you kindly asked after his health. :)
aren't you supposed to be in Glasgow?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:36, archived)
# the trolley-stealing special-brew drinking weegies
decided it was too close to the start of term
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:40, archived)
# eh?
that can't be a valid excuse. i used to look out for 'spesh man' the alcoholic superhero near my tube station. haven't seen him for ages and am worried he might have died. i hope he's just moved on to a place where the special brew is cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:45, archived)
# isn't that
a euphemism for him having died?
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:48, archived)
# ooh
'euphemism' - hehe sounds a bit rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:59, archived)
# I misread this
and thought he asked if your flatulance survived the night. My boyfriend's often just gains strength,
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:40, archived)
# Woo!
Shouldn't this one be in the challenge?
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:31, archived)
# Doh!
It probably should.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:34, archived)
# Inventive
Did he actually INVENT evoloution?
(Niblet, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:35, archived)
# Absolutely
In the same way as Newton invented gravity and Einstein invented relatives.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:39, archived)
# Relatively speaking
What a git - He didn't have to invent my mother-in-law! she's so fat I can't get over her....

...I have to get up and go around...

...sorry... ..it's sunday?
(Niblet, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:54, archived)
# Evolution is just a theory
And Darwin just provided a credible explaination of how it works :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:49, archived)
# Woo und Yay to you Herr Bob!

Your cherry has been popped in a spectacular way! - Relish this moment for the rest of your life!
(I bet your friends are really talented and handsome too - especially the fat ones...)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:42, archived)
# tag police
sorted
(kiwanotree Meh, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:11, archived)