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[challenge entry] I live in Blackpool.

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(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sat 23 Mar 2002, 18:09, archived)
# Very
useful in London, start selling them in Oxford St. and you'd make a killing mate.
(tomsk, Sat 23 Mar 2002, 18:11, archived)
# tourists really really piss me off
Warning: Rant
the ones round here are all older people and they just stop right in front of you, or they gather in groups in the middle of the fucking road to talk about what shop they're going to go to next. And it's always the fucking shit hole that is B&M Bargins. Want to buy a dented can of expired baked beans for only 8p? FUCK OFF B&M FUCK OFF TOURISTS FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

End of Rant
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sat 23 Mar 2002, 18:16, archived)
# Aye.
If you live in Blackpool you must get loads of stag parties and shit too. Messy.
Tourists are shite. They get in the way and ask you for directions. They walk really slowly and stop randomly for no reason at all. They laugh at old people and torture the homeless. Bastards.
(tomsk, Sat 23 Mar 2002, 18:22, archived)
# I'm all for torturing the homeless....
....and 'Fuck The Aged'. (Blackpool 'homie' now living in London)
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 23 Mar 2002, 18:37, archived)
# Shurly you mean
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 23 Mar 2002, 18:18, archived)
# although normally i would go for
the proper british way, for some reason I feel that "asshole" has more impact than arsehole. I think its the ss in ASShole, it sounds more offensive.

Or maybe ive been polluted by american scum. color... sidewalk... aluminum siding...
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sat 23 Mar 2002, 18:20, archived)
# Hmm....obviously
al-yu-mini-yum as opposed to al-oo-minum.....yanks eh.....

<pauses to escape from gf who is from the US of A>
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 23 Mar 2002, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ere's a new one
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 23 Mar 2002, 18:34, archived)
# I usually pronounce...
aluminum as "al-we-spared-your-sorry-asses-from-the-fate-of-speaking-german-ium". That didn't come out as being a tad harsh, did it?

But I do understand what you're saying though. Most of us Americans aren't the best behaved. That goes doubly for American tourists and triply for the old tourists. Rather than be bitter about it, I do my best to change the image a little.
(Kimbo, Sat 23 Mar 2002, 22:58, archived)
#
if it wasnt for us brits you americnas would all be speaking FRENcH!
(mnb098mnb, Sun 24 Mar 2002, 11:29, archived)