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# hijack
bloke sitting next to me has to call Jeremy Clarkson at home, should be entertaining
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:44, archived)
# *clang*
name drop!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:47, archived)
# you know it
homeboy
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:50, archived)
# you work at a dry cleaners don't you?
"Mr Clarkson? yes, your pants are clean"
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:53, archived)
# Hey
we should all have a Talk Like Jeremy Clarkson Day...

...that'd be as exciting as finding scantily-clad blonde German Twins in the back of your ferrari...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:48, archived)
# It isn't so much a car...
as bin with wheels...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:49, archived)
# pfffffft
that's the kind of idea that could snap knicker elastic at 50 paces
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:51, archived)
# They'd have to be
very small twins to fit in the back of a ferrari. Better get a big estate car instead :)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:51, archived)
# unless of course
It was a Ferrari 456 - with 4 seats
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:53, archived)
# um, yes.
That's the one I meant.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:07, archived)
# if that idea was a horse...
it'd be a stallion
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:01, archived)
# hey muthafucka
you can't come into the hood and threadjack my homes like this man. back the fuck up bitch, or we'll bust you up real bad.

;o)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:48, archived)
# as we're at it....
Jodie Kidd is in my mates place of work, yo
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:51, archived)
# and Tara P-T
moved out from across the street yesterday.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:05, archived)
# Ive always had
quite a soft spot for her - dat one crazy assed motherfucking biyatch (but in a nice way)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:08, archived)
# *snort*
yes, in a speak-slowly-to-the-poor-people, utterly self-centred, Grand Mistress of Blagging sort of way, I'm sure she is very nice! :)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:25, archived)
# no more hat looking after then!!
!!!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:15, archived)