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# *nips off to loos*
*returns in white satin jumpsuit with platform boots*

Gonna do my very best, and it ain't no lie, if you put me too the test, if you let me try!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:51, archived)
# take a chance
on meeeeeeee,

take a chance on meeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:52, archived)
# If you're all alone!
When the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:55, archived)
# we can go dancing,
we can go walking, as long as we're together
listen to some music, maybe just talking, get to know you better
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:57, archived)
# 'cos you know I've got!
So much that I wanna do!
When I dream I'm alone with you!
It's maaaaaaaaaaaaaagic!

You wanted to leave me there!
Afraid of a love affair!
But I think you know...
That I can't let go...

oo-er, I hope tomsk's not watching this...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:01, archived)
# aaahhhh
reminds me of getting pissed with me best mate and dancing the night away....
oh it was fun
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:14, archived)
# You're
mad.
Completely mad.
(tomsk, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:26, archived)
# abba
is the most depressing band in the world. Their songs are full of repressed panic and suicidal notions.

Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:54, archived)
# shame on you
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:56, archived)
# Have you not heard,
"I'm gonna hang a lang, myself to death."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:58, archived)
# or
gimme gimme gimme (that bottle of vodka and some paracetamol)
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:08, archived)
# .
I'm afraid that country music sounds like S Club Juniors in comparison....
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:05, archived)
# and of course
Winner takes it all was written in the middle of a messy divorce over whatsisface having an affair, so they went on tour with his soon-to-be-ex-wife having to sing "And tell me does she kiss like I used to kiss you? Does it feel the same when she calls your name?"

...which has always struck me as remarkably harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:57, archived)
# having your testicles
removed by a 1 toothed dog is harsh!
(\/\/iLL, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:00, archived)
# that
is also harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:02, archived)
# I'm going to have to go home now
thanks to that image.

Must try to post properly again soon!
(llamafriend, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:10, archived)