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# 1896
Mort invented the porno
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Ha Ha!
1897 mort invents DVDA.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 9:55, archived)
# 1898 Mort invents helicopter fuck.
and happy birthday for two days ago...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 9:55, archived)
# 1899
brought about the first recorded example of fisting.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 9:55, archived)
# 1900 was the best year.
BUKKAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 9:56, archived)
# No he doesn't, you bad, bad people
(he just invents filming it)
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 9:56, archived)
# Surely, when the cameras are switched off -
- you don't think he might want a bit of the action?

Why?

I should probably mention that I love your work.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 9:58, archived)
# he's got no cock
'Ning all
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:08, archived)
# How does he spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:09, archived)
# dammit man
do I look like a vetenarian?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:11, archived)
# All I get from wikipedia is some shit about a Terry Pratchett book...
Any idea where I can get some info on Mort's anatomy? Or do I have to kill him and cut him up in the name of science?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:14, archived)
# he's an ostrich
HTH HAND NCO
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:21, archived)
# erm...
If i've upset you, then sorry. Just having some fun. I have no idea what those letters mean, but they look angry...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:27, archived)
# I think
it's an evil curse
Quick, cross your fingers and it'll go away.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:31, archived)
#
Hope this helps
Have a nice day
Now cock off

(only joking- not really offended and, for your information, ostriches are unusual in that they are birds with external genitalia.)
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)
# Aren't all the females remarkably promiscuous?
Or am I thinking of emus?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:39, archived)
# you may be thinking
of humans...
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:39, archived)
# A good director
always gets the best out of his cast by demonstrating what needs doing.

In this case, depravity.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 9:59, archived)