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[challenge entry] 1895: Mort invents cinema



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(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 9:46, archived)
# mort is
alive!!! he moves!

WOO!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 9:49, archived)
# 1896
Mort invented the porno
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Ha Ha!
1897 mort invents DVDA.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 9:55, archived)
# 1898 Mort invents helicopter fuck.
and happy birthday for two days ago...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 9:55, archived)
# 1899
brought about the first recorded example of fisting.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 9:55, archived)
# 1900 was the best year.
BUKKAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 9:56, archived)
# No he doesn't, you bad, bad people
(he just invents filming it)
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 9:56, archived)
# Surely, when the cameras are switched off -
- you don't think he might want a bit of the action?

Why?

I should probably mention that I love your work.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 9:58, archived)
# he's got no cock
'Ning all
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:08, archived)
# How does he spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:09, archived)
# dammit man
do I look like a vetenarian?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:11, archived)
# All I get from wikipedia is some shit about a Terry Pratchett book...
Any idea where I can get some info on Mort's anatomy? Or do I have to kill him and cut him up in the name of science?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:14, archived)
# he's an ostrich
HTH HAND NCO
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:21, archived)
# erm...
If i've upset you, then sorry. Just having some fun. I have no idea what those letters mean, but they look angry...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:27, archived)
# I think
it's an evil curse
Quick, cross your fingers and it'll go away.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:31, archived)
#
Hope this helps
Have a nice day
Now cock off

(only joking- not really offended and, for your information, ostriches are unusual in that they are birds with external genitalia.)
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)
# Aren't all the females remarkably promiscuous?
Or am I thinking of emus?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:39, archived)
# you may be thinking
of humans...
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:39, archived)
# A good director
always gets the best out of his cast by demonstrating what needs doing.

In this case, depravity.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 9:59, archived)
# and thank the lord he did
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:11, archived)
# 'Ning Mort
Squid
Twig
All.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:13, archived)
# *tries to avoid making eye contact*
edit: not really, how was your weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:15, archived)
# Ta for the edit (was starting to get paranoid)
Struck down with the lurgee... which was a real pain as I'd arranged to play pool and drink beer while Mrs Doc went horse riding. But in the end wasn't up to anything apart from watching "I'm a celebrity..." whilst under the duvet. I hit a new low... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:22, archived)
# I'm a Celebrity?
*tries to avoid making eye contact*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 11:15, archived)
# morning,
is it still the history-messing comp? I am looking forward to your comp-analysis and think that Hitler and Chamberlain are already vying for most-used images...strange eh?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:16, archived)
# I think Hitler will be hard to beat
(just like in 1945) but the moon landings should be up in the top three...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:18, archived)
# hahaha
I was expecting more Princess Diana-based stuff...given the propensity for dark humour here...
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:21, archived)
# Yeeeehawwwww!
What a great 'first piccie' to see . . .

*hugs Squid

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:25, archived)
# ditto! *
ning mr hat!
ning all!

* except all that hugging crap! :)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:32, archived)
# *hugs

*hugs again

*re-hugs

*re-re-hugs

*re-re-hugs again
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:33, archived)
#
I feel all warm and cosy now! I'm starting to like this hugging crap! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:38, archived)
# *hugs crap

Ewwwugghhhhh!

*showers
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 10:40, archived)