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# 'ning Doc, how's you?
did I miss a compostat update yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:01, archived)
# Um, nope, but I've just completed the morning count-up...
It's taken me a while to decide upon how to compile the figures this week. I've finally gone for two polls: "Most important People", and "Most important Events" (thus Hitler would count toward's both himself in the first poll, and WWII in the second).

Most important people:
1st Hitler
2nd The Quo
=3rd JFK and Mort

Most important events:
1st WWII
2nd Moon landings
3rd WTC 9/11
=4th JFK assassination and Cruxifiction of Christ.

(Which on the whole is a bit cheery!)

(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:09, archived)
# phew
compostat updates are my only reason for living*


*apart from Christmas knives
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:14, archived)
# Lesbians?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:16, archived)
# I'm trying to give them up
I have to wear lezzerette patches
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:22, archived)
# careful you don't put on a lot of weight,
I've heard lesbians supress your appetite
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:31, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Do you think Prof will notice?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:13, archived)
# probably not
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:30, archived)
# it's his loss...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:42, archived)
# I think so
*does extravagant dance*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:44, archived)
# *polite applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 16:49, archived)
# pfft!
Cook anything good last night? I made chicken and chestnut mushrooms in a chardonnay and garlic cream sauce topped with a layer of puff pastry. And then, just because I fancied it, I served it with...

...oven chips! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:18, archived)
# impressive!
last night my housemate shouted at me for always doing the cooking and never letting her, so I let her cook and had a distinctly average stir-fry...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:21, archived)
# don't go back.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:22, archived)
# Well, I suppose she's got to learn somehow...
(I'm actually teaching Mrs Doc how to cook at the moment, just as a way of spending more time with each other...)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:24, archived)
# aw bless!
how's it going? has she hit you with a rolling pin yet?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:28, archived)
# Is Doc Andy Cap now?
That would be very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:29, archived)
# No it's going well so far...
I just tend to go and hide in the other room whenever she tries to use my little chopper. Erm... food whizzy type mini-blender thing. The mess goes everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:34, archived)
# What wine goes with oven chips....?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:22, archived)
# I prefer a nice crisp Chilean white, a Sauvingon Blanc, say...
Although, of course if you have tomato sauce with your oven chips, then there really is no substitute for a nice Italian Tempranillo.

/Jilly Goulden
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:26, archived)
# So...
20/20 is right out of the window then?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Dec 2004, 10:30, archived)