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[challenge entry] Okay,
So I've made a post to join in the competion..

here it is:

/SMJ

ps. Where ever I lay my hat is a stupid place to pee :-]

From the If Movie Plots Were Real challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(Slick_master_Jastard, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 21:53, archived)
# p.p.s.
and vice-versa
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 7 Dec 2004, 21:57, archived)
# seemless!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 21:58, archived)
# "if movie plots were real...
blood would come in ketchup bottles"

i hear ya buddy! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 21:58, archived)
# i don't follow
.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 22:00, archived)
# precisely
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 22:00, archived)
# i see



*doesn't see*
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 22:02, archived)
# it was sarcasm
and a less mean way of saying "i dont see how your pic conforms to the rules of the compo"
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 22:03, archived)
# i see




*doesn't...

...hmm, de ja vous
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 22:06, archived)
# meh, nevermind

*pokes with stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 22:07, archived)
# ouch
*leaves*
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 22:08, archived)
# well it is autumn
/coat

100% lie
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 22:09, archived)
# yeh, I think Tom Cruise was in that one
(Hazhar, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 22:00, archived)
# indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 22:01, archived)
# fwappity fwap fwap
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 22:02, archived)
# Thirded!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 7 Dec 2004, 22:03, archived)
# Please go easy
on the misogynistic "I would" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive lady is posted on the board. Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady boarders. Besides, even if you would, she probably wouldn't.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 22:10, archived)
# yesss!
Tres excellent answer.
(:Nelly:, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 22:14, archived)
# apposite quotation, rather
after all, if I wanted to think about adolescents tugging at their boythings, I'd look on my hard drive...

heh
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 22:23, archived)
# It's from
the FAQ, I think.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 7 Dec 2004, 22:23, archived)
# indeed
I am a Bad MuthaFAQer, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 22:31, archived)
# I find this odd.

I'm not an "I would"er.

I was in college in the US for almost all of the nineties, and even as a product of that hothouse of constant anti-penile browbeating, I can't figure a rational standard under which commenting favorably (or ironically) on the attractiveness (or not) of a picture of a woman (or vampire, or dalek, or the blue thing in "Cap'n Biscuit") qualifies as misogynistic.

I also can't come up with a reading of "Even if you would, she probably wouldn't" that isn't misandric.

The FAQ is a self-hating hypocrite. (It does have a man's name.)
(Sweet F5, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 22:50, archived)
# yeh
she can drain my bodily fluids anyday.
ahaha.
/coat
(Hazhar, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 22:05, archived)
# 'See post below'
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 22:06, archived)
# that was
quite clever that was.

*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 22:06, archived)
# kinky, gothicy, sexy
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm



'tis nought but a few centimetres as the haddock flys!
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] oh, in that case...


quick, cheap, dirty...


(Mr_Insanity, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 23:39, archived)