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# How tall am I, then?
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:18, archived)
# 5ft 2in
and a gayer.

Unless of course you're a girly which is much more likely of course. :-)
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:19, archived)
# 6'-1"
semi-gayer

It was done as a lark, and then I realized how fucking hard nail polish is to completely remove.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Seconded.
Especially from your todger.

I mean... erm...

ooh look... something shiny.

*distracts*

*runs*
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:33, archived)
# What makes removing it from my todger so difficult?
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:40, archived)
# *waves shiny thing distractingly*
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:42, archived)
# *wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:49, archived)
# the knife
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:44, archived)
# .
*fwaps*
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:19, archived)
# 2ft?
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:20, archived)
# *groan*
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:21, archived)
# How big are your feet?
Or is that actual size
Come now, you really have to approach this a bit more scientifically
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:22, archived)
# That is actual size
at a particular resolution on a particular-sized monitor.

The can of Dust-Off in the uncropped picture (not shown for comparison) is approximately 9 feet* tall.

*bird feet
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:29, archived)
#
I have hairy feet.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:32, archived)
# go-on, hobbitboy
lesssee!
*pants*
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:34, archived)
#
okay. but in a bit. My socks have made my feet wrinkley... so I've taken them off. When the wrinkles go. I shall show you my beautiful hobbit feet


Click to enlargify.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Oh!
fab tat!
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:55, archived)
#
Yes. It feeds on my hair..... When I got it done the guy had to shave my foot and he said that that was the first time he'd ever had to shave someone's foot before.... which was slightly surreal....

(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:57, archived)
# you are samwise gamgee and i claim my five pounds
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:34, archived)
# So would I
/maintenance
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:42, archived)
# in that case
you are quite obviously either a huge midget or a tiny giant
*waits for praise*
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:33, archived)
# I prefer the later.
*praises*
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:42, archived)