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# cedric the cyclopasaurus
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:03, archived)
# that
is the best thing ever.
w/y/h/p!
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Kill it! Kill it HARD!
awwww... tis most fwuffy though
Might just stuff it
WOO
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:04, archived)
# I can't help but wonder
whether it is very tiny or very large.

/ergonomic
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:04, archived)
# you can always tell
from the feet - works with humans too
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Couldn't the feet
also be very large or very small?
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Oooohhh no
that would be ridiculous
you forget that there is a Standard Feet Size for everything
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:14, archived)
# How tall am I, then?
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:18, archived)
# 5ft 2in
and a gayer.

Unless of course you're a girly which is much more likely of course. :-)
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:19, archived)
# 6'-1"
semi-gayer

It was done as a lark, and then I realized how fucking hard nail polish is to completely remove.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Seconded.
Especially from your todger.

I mean... erm...

ooh look... something shiny.

*distracts*

*runs*
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:33, archived)
# What makes removing it from my todger so difficult?
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:40, archived)
# *waves shiny thing distractingly*
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:42, archived)
# *wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:49, archived)
# the knife
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:44, archived)
# .
*fwaps*
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:19, archived)
# 2ft?
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:20, archived)
# *groan*
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:21, archived)
# How big are your feet?
Or is that actual size
Come now, you really have to approach this a bit more scientifically
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:22, archived)
# That is actual size
at a particular resolution on a particular-sized monitor.

The can of Dust-Off in the uncropped picture (not shown for comparison) is approximately 9 feet* tall.

*bird feet
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:29, archived)
#
I have hairy feet.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:32, archived)
# go-on, hobbitboy
lesssee!
*pants*
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:34, archived)
#
okay. but in a bit. My socks have made my feet wrinkley... so I've taken them off. When the wrinkles go. I shall show you my beautiful hobbit feet


Click to enlargify.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Oh!
fab tat!
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:55, archived)
#
Yes. It feeds on my hair..... When I got it done the guy had to shave my foot and he said that that was the first time he'd ever had to shave someone's foot before.... which was slightly surreal....

(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:57, archived)
# you are samwise gamgee and i claim my five pounds
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:34, archived)
# So would I
/maintenance
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:42, archived)
# in that case
you are quite obviously either a huge midget or a tiny giant
*waits for praise*
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:33, archived)
# I prefer the later.
*praises*
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:42, archived)
# *feeds buns*
woo!
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:07, archived)
# woo
i like him. fp it
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Sssh...
you'll jinx it.

Although secretly I hope it doesn't because there's been far too many fp's for eclectech in my opinion.

/bitter
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:17, archived)
# quick
cage it now...
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:09, archived)
# i just love it's apperent
centre parting
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:12, archived)
# yaaay!
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:15, archived)
# MAGNIFICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Mamma mia
Mamma mia!
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:19, archived)
# let me go




please, let me go b3ta, you've held my life for far too long
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:36, archived)
#
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh baby-can’t do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

/edit: That song just rocks in so many ways!
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 17:03, archived)
# aww pretty
woo yay
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:22, archived)
# fantastical
as usual :)
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 16:23, archived)