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[challenge entry] OMG I am so ashamed


No matter how hard we tried to get our two fat, lazy apathetic cats to do 'nohands' impressions this is the best we could manage.

...anyone want to buy 2 fat, lazy cats?

From the The Family Circus challenge. See all 98 entries (closed)

(, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 17:28, archived)
# the ginger one
looks particularly interested
(, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 17:29, archived)
# Diablo.
The fat ginger fcuk.
the most pointless cat i've ever had.

mercedes at least showed a *little* interest.
(, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Im not sure its the most
fitting name I've ever heard
(, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 17:31, archived)
# yeah..
the ginger one clearly resembles a God of the underworld, and the black and white one clearly is a chavette married to a footballer...
(, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 17:38, archived)
# I think you've got a dead one there
.
(, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 17:29, archived)
# hahahah
lmao
(, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Stop the press!
/Batman (by Prince)
(, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 17:30, archived)
# he might as well be!
he's the first cat i've had who actually has udders.
(, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 17:31, archived)
# Can you
milk it?
(, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 17:33, archived)
# I can't...
but he spends a LOT of time trying to milk himself. usually between 5-7am

a most unsettling noise hearing a cat sucking on his tits.
(, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Fantastic
I'll be training all weekend until he learns it.
(, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 17:35, archived)
# you had to cheat to get the ginger one to do anything
yay for lazy cats :~)
(, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 17:31, archived)
# wire coat hangers
and sellotape
(, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 17:32, archived)
# The wife wouldnt let me.
i thought about taxidermy but they wouldn't have enough stuffing to fill him.
(, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 17:33, archived)
# pah, wives
no dedication
(, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Well then
(, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Is the black and white one
trying to escape?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] mr nohands attempts
Mine don't do that either.

But those black/white tuxedo moggies come close!

Exc. post u.
(, Thu 30 Dec 2004, 7:05, archived)